driving at night in the fog is a good way to check where your headlights are aimed.
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I may be small, but I'm slow.
A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor." -
I am on fire and the board is dead.
"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Damn this snow. A foot on the roads and it's still coming.
Got stuck three times on the way to basketball this morning.
No plows in sight.
Looks like I'm not leaving the house today.Comment
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Back to the grind tomorrow. Work during the holidays seems much less stressed and the four day weekends haven't hurt. But everyone will be wanting to crush it for the new year beginning tomorrow which means that the stress levels will go up. Sometimes the new year is not as much fun as it is made out to be.Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert EinsteinComment
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Our ten-day forecast really makes me want to live in Costa Rica."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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How come doctors keep looking younger and younger. I swear my Mom's surgeon doesn't look old enough to have graduated from High School.
For the record he graduated from Med School in 1995.
I may be small, but I'm slow.
A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."Comment
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New semester = new 10-pack of Uniball Gel Impact ink pens. My favorite!"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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I was really into the Gelly Roll pens on my mission. I would stop by La Libreria at least once a week to see if they had any new colors.Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
These are the kinds of things you care about when you can't care about girls, sports, cars, or books, I suppose.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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I summon you. This article is ridiculous and needs your particular talents applied to it.
"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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In honor of Lee Majors and the Six Million Dollar Man, we are going to start calling my mother the 6 bit woman. In the last 18 months she has had both shoulders and a knee replaced, cataract surgery on both eyes replacing the lenses and now had her GI tract (SP) redone.
Thank heavens for modern medicine and all of the dedicated medical professionals, Docs, nurses and all of the other support staff.
I may be small, but I'm slow.
A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."Comment
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My last bowel movement weighed 0.4 lbs."Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
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It is amazing how much dirt and grime a little white dog can pick up in a six mile walk over snow and ice.
I may be small, but I'm slow.
A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."Comment
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How did you ascertain this measurement?Originally posted by Surfah View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Step 1: Remove clothes.Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
Step 2: Step on digital scale that measures to the hundredth.
Step 3: Take dump.
Step 4: Wipe.
Step 5: Wash hands.
Step 6: Step on digital scale that measures to the hundredth.
Step 7: Subtract difference of Step 6 from Step 2.
Step 8: Put on clothes.
Step 9: Post results on CUF."Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
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Is Step 8 absolutely necessary? I hope not.Originally posted by Surfah View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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