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  • creekster
    It is NOT a monkey!
    • Nov 2008
    • 22661

    #1816
    Originally posted by woot View Post
    X is an ancient symbol that stands for Christ! Goll!
    Exactly the sort fo thinking I would expect from someone proud to be a monkey. Even a lesser ape knows better than that.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    • woot
      Resident Science Cop
      • Nov 2008
      • 5531

      #1817
      Originally posted by creekster View Post
      Exactly the sort fo thinking I would expect from someone proud to be a monkey. Even a lesser ape knows better than that.


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      • Jeff Lebowski
        Corporate lackey for Jesus
        • Nov 2008
        • 69500

        #1818
        Hey, can we stop all the poo flinging, please?
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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        • creekster
          It is NOT a monkey!
          • Nov 2008
          • 22661

          #1819
          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
          Hey, can we stop all the poo flinging, please?
          You are thinking of the so called greater apes, those filthy chimpanzees. Gibbons are far too clever for that sort of base humor.

          PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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          • hostile
            lollygagger
            • Dec 2009
            • 5736

            #1820
            Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
            Let me get this right, If your last name is Jones, you would write Joness?
            Joneses
            "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

            "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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            • Surfah
              Where's Wallace?
              • Nov 2008
              • 33726

              #1821
              I bet Tony Kornheiser is exercising tremendous restraint to not comment on Hannah Storm's outfit this morning. His stuffed sausage comment was never more appropriate than today. I swear you can see her Spanx through her dress.
              "Nobody listens to Turtle."
              -Turtle
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              • lambdacoug
                Junior Member
                • Oct 2011
                • 3981

                #1822
                Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
                - Howard Aiken

                Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
                - Variation on Greenspun's Tenth Rule

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                • Katy Lied
                  Senior Member
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 9435

                  #1823
                  My Ode to Flexible Spending:

                  As I gather my children close to me,
                  I tenderly whisper to them:
                  "Thanks for not breaking any bones this year,
                  Mama needs a new pair of glasses."

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                  • Katy Lied
                    Senior Member
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 9435

                    #1824
                    The post office has reissued the Inverted Jenny stamp, complete with upside down biplane. I got my set of 6 FOR $12. Spendy.

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                    • Uncle Ted
                      The Big 12 money shot.
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 28853

                      #1825
                      Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                      The post office has reissued the Inverted Jenny stamp, complete with upside down biplane. I got my set of 6 FOR $12. Spendy.
                      There goes someone's investment...

                      "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                      "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                      "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • Eddie
                        Senior Member
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 8098

                        #1826
                        During the morning drive - breaking news on KSL radio:

                        A cargo plane landed and cleared the runway, but while taxiing to its destination it slid a little. It never actually left the taxiway. It didn't hit any other planes and arrived safely at its destination after said slide. Everyone is OK.

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                        • Joe Public
                          8.1 YPC
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 8504

                          #1827
                          SNL Christmas. Schweddy balls, etc. lmao
                          "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

                          "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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                          • wuapinmon
                            Soul Plumber
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 30711

                            #1828
                            Introverts make me uncomfortable.
                            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                            • USUC
                              Chronic Poseur
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 8775

                              #1829
                              Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                              Introverts make me uncomfortable.
                              Extroverts make me exhausted.

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                              • wuapinmon
                                Soul Plumber
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 30711

                                #1830
                                Looking at 1988 Donruss with my son just now, he asked me if "Randy Bush" (OF/DH Twins) was any good. I thought, "Who had the worse name? Randy Bush or Rusty Kuntz?"
                                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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