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  • Dwight Schr-ute
    Members Only
    • May 2011
    • 4917

    #1801
    Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    There seems to be an old wives tell relating large feet to other above average pieces of anatomy.

    Either that or he was inferring that Hostile has a big dick.

    PS. size 13s!

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    I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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    • wuapinmon
      Soul Plumber
      • Dec 2008
      • 30711

      #1802
      I'm guessing that there are a lot of disappointed people who type in www.dicks.com
      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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      • Katy Lied
        Senior Member
        • Dec 2008
        • 9435

        #1803
        John Cena has the boringest twitter feed on the planet.

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        • lambdacoug
          Junior Member
          • Oct 2011
          • 3981

          #1804
          Lack of proper localization leads to murder-suicide: http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=73
          Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
          - Howard Aiken

          Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
          - Variation on Greenspun's Tenth Rule

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          • BigPiney
            Huge Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 12382

            #1805
            Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
            John Cena has the boringest twitter feed on the planet.
            That reminds me of this:

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            • HuskyFreeNorthwest
              Time to camp
              • Nov 2008
              • 26082

              #1806
              Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
              That reminds me of this:
              Maybe the greatest Christmas tradition of all. For those that don't keep up with Froggy Fresh nee Krispy Kreme this new song from a few months ago double awesome also
              Get confident, stupid
              -landpoke

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              • BigPiney
                Huge Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 12382

                #1807
                Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                Maybe the greatest Christmas tradition of all. For those that don't keep up with Froggy Fresh nee Krispy Kreme this new song from a few months ago double awesome also
                Thank you, that was awesome.

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                • old_gregg
                  scaly man fish
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 16915

                  #1808
                  Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                  Maybe the greatest Christmas tradition of all. For those that don't keep up with Froggy Fresh nee Krispy Kreme this new song from a few months ago double awesome also
                  the black sweatband on the leg is perfect.
                  Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                  • TripletDaddy
                    sweet triple
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 58186

                    #1809
                    Just a reminder before you send out your Xmas cards: when wishing good tidings on behalf of your entire family, do not put an apostrophe s at the end of your last name.

                    So, if your last name is Smith, please do not put "The Smith's" on your Xmas card.

                    The only exception to this rule is if you are sending out Xmas cards but also happen to be in the third grade (or younger).

                    Thanks.
                    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

                    sigpic

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                    • clackamascoug
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 9709

                      #1810
                      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                      Just a reminder before you send out your Xmas cards: when wishing good tidings on behalf of your entire family, do not put an apostrophe s at the end of your last name.

                      So, if your last name is Smith, please do not put "The Smith's" on your Xmas card.

                      The only exception to this rule is if you are sending out Xmas cards but also happen to be in the third grade (or younger).

                      Thanks.
                      Let me get this right, If your last name is Jones, you would write Joness?

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                      • CJF
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 8497

                        #1811
                        Crap. I found out today that I need to reprint all of our Christmas cards.
                        A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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                        • clackamascoug
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 9709

                          #1812
                          Originally posted by CJF View Post
                          Crap. I found out today that I need to reprint all of our Christmas cards.
                          I can't keep up... are you home for the Holiday's?

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                          • creekster
                            It is NOT a monkey!
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 22661

                            #1813
                            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                            Just a reminder before you send out your Xmas cards: when wishing good tidings on behalf of your entire family, do not put an apostrophe s at the end of your last name.

                            So, if your last name is Smith, please do not put "The Smith's" on your Xmas card.

                            The only exception to this rule is if you are sending out Xmas cards but also happen to be in the third grade (or younger).

                            Thanks.
                            I would rather have an apostrophe in the wrong place than take Christ out of Christmas with that abomination of an abbreviation.

                            Sincerely, the creekster's
                            PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                            • Pelado
                              Bald not naked
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 21157

                              #1814
                              My wife and kids surprised me this year with BYU-themed ornaments that they made.

                              "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                              - Goatnapper'96

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                              • woot
                                Resident Science Cop
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 5531

                                #1815
                                Originally posted by creekster View Post
                                I would rather have an apostrophe in the wrong place than take Christ out of Christmas with that abomination of an abbreviation.

                                Sincerely, the creekster's
                                X is an ancient symbol that stands for Christ! Goll!

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