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Disgusting, similar to the way people used to say that queen stole their opening lines of "Under Pressure" from Vanilla Ice. -
There is no need to reheat leftover pasta in the microwave when you can heat it in a frying pan with a bit of butter."Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
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Hmm...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...r-mapping.htmlPolice use 'nose telescope' for cannabis odour mapping
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GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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Reminds me of the time in our first house ('86) when at midnight I said to my wife, Is that pot I smell? She said sure smells like it, I wonder where it's coming from? I walked to the other side of the house and opened the sliding glass door, and took a whiff of the air, and sure enough the pungent smell of marijuana was in our backyard. Just then I heard a noise in the backyard of the neighbors house, and I saw the Mrs standing buck naked taking a long drag off a joint. Just then my wife comes out to the patio and in a loud voice says, "Can you tell where it's coming from?" I grabbed my wife and we ran into the house before we got caught. The worst part was she never wanted to do it anymore in the back yard on a blanket.
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Who is the "she" in your last sentence?Originally posted by clackamascoug View PostReminds me of the time in our first house ('86) when at midnight I said to my wife, Is that pot I smell? She said sure smells like it, I wonder where it's coming from? I walked to the other side of the house and opened the sliding glass door, and took a whiff of the air, and sure enough the pungent smell of marijuana was in our backyard. Just then I heard a noise in the backyard of the neighbors house, and I saw the Mrs standing buck naked taking a long drag off a joint. Just then my wife comes out to the patio and in a loud voice says, "Can you tell where it's coming from?" I grabbed my wife and we ran into the house before we got caught. The worst part was she never wanted to do it anymore in the back yard on a blanket.
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Does it matter? Either way Clackie is a loser in this dimension.Originally posted by Lost Student View PostPLesa excuse the tpyos.Comment
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When Calliope (now age 5) was born, the anasthesiologist botched the needle insertion into my wife's spine. Since then, she hasn't slept more than four hours straight without having to get up due to back pain. She started yoga in August, and is now pain free. Totally pain free. It has changed her life and made her happier, fitter, more energetic, and calmer under stress. I can't believe how much it's helped her."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Fitter. Happier. More productive.....regular exercise at the gym.Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
The answer was there the whole time.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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Yeah. She really is changed by it. Yoga is very difficult for me to do. I prefer swimming. She hates being seen in a bathing suit (she has even before the toll of three pregnancies), so yoga--all women, quiet, peaceful, the complete opposite of when our kids are around, really makes her happy.Originally posted by YOhio View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Honestly, that is awesome. Made my morning.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
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If that first photo doesn't melt your heart, nothing will.Originally posted by Donuthole View Post"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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I hate to see kids in pain, but it warms the cockles of my heart to see others ease their suffering.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
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My son was very excited to compete in the spelling bee this year. He's been studying words and stuff.
Well, he lost in the 2nd round, missing "Halloween".
He was pretty upset, and my wife was telling him about how she took 2nd one year in the spelling bee, mispelling the word roof. She supposedly, with absolute confidence, spelled it "R-U-F-E... roof."
She was not intending that to be funny, but it did make my son smile a bit."Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
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