Male Camel Toe Syndrome: I'll Never Get Enough of USU

[San Juan Sun]

I too had a big Mallory crush but, dude, Justine Bateman ain't looking so hot these days:

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When did she start doing meth?

[Surfah]

Looks like the line is out so I will update my distributional predictions for the season. The early line for the game is like BYU -17.5. I haven't changed my before season assessment of BYU as basically quality rank = 20. If we hold that constant, and then plug in Sagarin's current linear MOV ratings (which are still noisy but getting better ... also I will use what is implied by the betting for Utah St.) we get something like the following:

               team  home  rank  mov   prob
0        Connecticut    -1   124   22  1.000
1              Texas    -1    23   -2  1.000
2            Houston     1    62   15  1.000
3           Virginia     1    59   14  1.000
4         Utah State     1    70   17  0.884
5    Central Florida    -1    50    6  0.672
6             Nevada     1    69   17  0.884
7        Boise State    -1    42    4  0.617
8   Middle Tennessee    -1    90   16  0.871
9               UNLV     1   130   29  0.970
10    Savannah State     1   246   60  0.990
11        California    -1    63    9  0.745

The line is now -21.

[imanihonjin]

The line is now -21.

I know USU is supposed to be bad, but I would be thrilled with a 3 touchdown victory.

[pellegrino]

I too had a big Mallory crush but, dude, Justine Bateman ain't looking so hot these days:

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I was also a Daphne Zuniga fan. She had a similar look to Justine Bateman and seems to have held up much better over the years:

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Interesting. Daphne is 52 and Justine is 48. Some people age better than others, I guess. Oh, that and botox does a lot for those who want to look young.

[YOhio]

Boy this conversation has descended into the juvenile. The good old boys club, unsurprisingly led by art v and pellegrino, being super rude and judgmental of women who don't meet societies' expectations of beauty. Shameful.

[wally]

Boy this conversation has descended into the juvenile. The good old boys club, unsurprisingly led by art v and pellegrino, being super rude and judgmental of women who don't meet societies' expectations of beauty. Shameful.

Thank you for officially declaring that this thread has gone juvenile. This enables me to ask the question that has been really bugging me since the thread's inception:

Isn't a "male camel toe" officially called "moose knuckles?"

[byu71]

The line is now -21.

I now realize this is a thread having to do with BYU football. I guess the camel toe reference in the beginning is what threw me off.

[pelagius]

The line is now -21.

The money line has variability across different books but it is roughly Utah St. + 950, BYU - 1800. So that implies a probability winning for BYU as 91%-95%.

[old_gregg]

utah state fans getting a little touchy in this thread. byu fan registers and anonymously trolls a bit, and a forum mod tracks down the dude's work picture from his registration info and posts it with a little photoshop. not sure that's a great move.

[TripletDaddy]

Full Strength

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/blogsby...-anae.html.csp

Holliday said he has a rule that his receivers must practice on Wednesday if they want to play on Saturday (or Tuesday if they want to play on Friday) and that both Kurtz and Jordan Leslie (ankle sprain) practiced Tuesday morning."We are going to be ready to go. You are going to see 9 [Leslie] suited up. You are going to be 5 [Kurtz] suited up. I am excited about it."
Asked specifically about how Kurtz has looked in two practices, Holliday said: "He looks good. You got to get back into football shape. He got a little winded today, but the first couple of plays he looked really quick, really good. He’s happy to be back out there and I am happy to have him back. It is another weapon for us. But hey, we are here to compete. So we are not going to just give it to him. He’s got to earn his way back and that’s the way life is. As long as he’s competing, there has to be six other guys competing to stay ahead of him, so I think he will be fine."
Anae said running back Algie Brown, offensive tackle Ryker Mathews and offensive guard Brayden Kearsley have also been practicing this week and should play.

[TripletDaddy]

Apparently this person believes he could eventually play an important role for the Aggies

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/sports/...-game.html.csp

With two of their playmakers hobbled by injuries, Utah State’s offense needs to have some other playmakers emerge.Running back Rashad Hall believes he could be that guy.
Hall, a 6-foot-1, 200-pound junior running back, says he is ready to emerge as the Aggies’ next threat.
"We know our offense has been slow and we have to pick it up," he said. "We are still working on our identity and who our go-to guys are, but every position can pick it up too."

[Jeff Lebowski]

There is no need to troll the aggie board to make it entertaining. It is pure comedy gold already. Exhibit A:

http://www.usufans.com/Forums/viewto...66ab067833c097

[Applejack]

There is no need to troll the aggie board to make it entertaining. It is pure comedy gold already. Exhibit A:

http://www.usufans.com/Forums/viewto...66ab067833c097

I totally agree with that thread. You BYU fans can be really mean to visitors. Especially you old people.

[creekster]

Thank you for officially declaring that this thread has gone juvenile. This enables me to ask the question that has been really bugging me since the thread's inception:

Isn't a "male camel toe" officially called "moose knuckles?"

See, that's the point. If you're male and you don't have the knuckles . . . .

[TripletDaddy]

I totally agree with that thread. You BYU fans can be really mean to visitors. Especially you old people.

applejack, now that all the dust has settled in what turned out to be a completely ugly, humiliating, and frankly unsurprising outcome, will you please give me your honest answer: do you think Viking and dallasviking are the same person?