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  • Male Camel Toe Syndrome: I'll Never Get Enough of USU

    This is the official gameday thread for USU/ why Air Supply is never out of style when speaking of the 'ol Ag College!

    Let's face it, this game won't be a game as even the Aggie faithful are already shaving themselves in uncomfortable places, crawling into a fetal position and merely begging the aggressor to do the deed tenderly (see # 4). Hence this thread will hopefully digress into a crude opportunity to put together historical Aggie complaints about BYU followed by my patented contribution to Judeo-Christian Western Civiliation: #wmph.

    1.) BYU players were seen caught on video cheering about Chuckie Keeton's injury: #wmph.
    2.) Threads dedicated to opposing quarterbacks BYU's defense knocks out of games: #wmph.
    3.) Two Words - Junior Filiaga: #wmph.
    4.) Threads dedicated to not playing Chuckie Keeton clouded in the obvious smoke screen of "this isn't a big game- we got serious Mountain West considerations here people!" but mostly motivated by the epidemic of contagion male camel toe syndrome that the BYU brings out of the "fighting farmers:" #wmph.
    5.) Dave Rose won't play at the Spectrum: #wmph.
    Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
    -General George S. Patton

    I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
    -DOCTOR Wuap

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    I don't really understand the thread title but I will admit that I cannot find any fault in it.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
      I don't really understand the thread title but I will admit that I cannot find any fault in it.
      http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...OYzhoASN3YD4DQ

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0pkARnyKU8
      Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
      -General George S. Patton

      I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
      -DOCTOR Wuap

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      • #4
        I wasn't worried about this game before the season and I'm certainly not worried now. I know we're BYU fans and it comes with the territory, but all the hand-wringing I keep hearing over a crappy program like the Aggies is a bit much for me (not on CS so much as the fanbase as a whole). Look at our record against them and yank that string hard! #wmph.
        "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

        "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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        • #5
          This is the one game on the first half of the schedule that doesn't give me any significant reason to be concerned. I guess if I really wanted to put energy into it I could get worked up about this being a "rivalry game" and worry about BYU's performance in such games.

          If I remember right, USU's coach basically went out of his way in a pre-season interview to tell the world how afraid he was of Alani Fua. Fua is good, but if there's any good news going into this game for USU, it's that Fua is no KVN.

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          • #6
            I should have started the thread...

            In other news, USU's accounting school is pretty mediocre so I like our chances in this one.
            "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Moliere View Post
              I should have started the thread...

              In other news, USU's accounting school is pretty mediocre so I like our chances in this one.
              is it better than Stanford's (which is shockingly mediocre)?
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                I should have started the thread...

                In other news, USU's accounting school is pretty mediocre so I like our chances in this one.
                I hope you can find a ticket inside Romney Stadium. Maybe somebody from their accounting program can guide you to your seat.
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                Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Topper View Post
                  I hope you can find a ticket inside Romney Stadium. Maybe somebody from their accounting program can guide you to your seat.
                  There should be plenty of seats in Romney available that night.

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                  • #10
                    Good time for a bye week. Lots of injured. Bronco said today he expects them all to be back by the next game.

                    Originally posted by Greg Wrubell
                    BYU hasn't exactly had great injury luck, but still 4-0. Kurtz, Kaufusi, Algie, now Leslie...these are important guys going down.

                    Marques Johnson still hobbled, R. Mathews hurt again, Kearsley has something non-injury-related going on...depth is being tested.

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                    • #11
                      Mathews? What happened to him?
                      So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                        Mathews? What happened to him?
                        On the radio they mentioned that he was set to play this week, but got a high ankle sprain during Thursday's practice. Dang! Could use another good OL!!!

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                        • #13
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                          • #14
                            Do you feel that? That's the Holy Ghost confirming that the royal blues are true.
                            "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                            "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                              Dump the blue pants... PLEASE!
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