2011 BYU Football Thread

[LiveCoug]

I heart Top Ute.

[old_gregg]

I heart Top Ute.

isn't his penis envy adorable?

[Blueintheface]

Judas Priest, Pat. One too many Jimmer-centric SportsCenters? Try laying off watching any sports television for at least the next month and a half. If swelling continues, seek help.

[Top Ute]

What the hell happened here? We were talking BYU football and Pat shows up and starts crapping all over our living room. Very bad form.

Will someone please call PU to come take Pat home?

Yeah, I got carried away. Guilty as charged.

[Top Ute]

Judas Priest, Pat. One too many Jimmer-centric SportsCenters? Try laying off watching any sports television for at least the next month and a half. If swelling continues, seek help.

You've confused me with those Ute fans who think Jimmer is overrated, a ballhog or destined to be a blown lottery pick for the Jazz. If anything, watching Jimmer now is bliss, because I know I've seen him torture Utah for the last time.

[kccougar]

... and we play Wazzu on the road, which is more than BYU can say about its Cupcake City schedule.

Your home slate after Utah and UCF is straight out of 1-AA.

I'm confused. Where is an acceptable location to play your cupcakes?

[kccougar]

Too bad for you that our highlights will come up before BYU's on SportsCenter. Every. Single. Week.

I'll take that bet.

[TripletDaddy]

Im really bummed that Utah's highlights might come before BYU's highlights on SportsCenter.

[byu71]

Im really bummed that Utah's highlights might come before BYU's highlights on SportsCenter.

I am not a fan of talking smack against the Utes because they are my second favorite team, (Ute FB, I don't care for ute BB).

However, if I were to talk smack, it might be that a lot of those Utah highlights that come before BYU's are actually their opponents highlights and the Utes are in them.

[Clark Addison]

Too bad for you that our highlights will come up before BYU's on SportsCenter. Every. Single. Week. And I rest easy knowing the half-dozen or so big games we have on the docket will be televised, and once Emperor Scott has the networks bowing before him (and tossing each school about $20 million annually, minimum, as thanks), we'll make that same claim as well.

We're relevant. You're not. But you go ahead and keep thinking you are.

You mean the same way that Washington State's highlights have come up before BYU's, Utah's and TCU's on SportsCenter. Every. Single. Week. for the past few years?

[Jeff Lebowski]

Too bad for you that our highlights will come up before BYU's on SportsCenter. Every. Single. Week. And I rest easy knowing the half-dozen or so big games we have on the docket will be televised, and once Emperor Scott has the networks bowing before him (and tossing each school about $20 million annually, minimum, as thanks), we'll make that same claim as well.

We're relevant. You're not. But you go ahead and keep thinking you are.

I am more than happy to let those cheesy CUFFIES die, but this post deserves some sort of enshrinement.

EVERY.SINGLE.WEEK bitches!!!!! Brilliant.

[San Juan Sun]

Top Ute seems to think that their highlights will be before BYU's Every. Single. Week. (they won't be, but this isn't the point)

Does he forget that our games will be on the ESPN family ahead of Sportscenter a bunch of the time? Good luck searching the billions of FSN networks for your games Top Ute.

[LiveCoug]

Feeling better about BYU and independence....

http://www.espnmediazone3.com/us/2011/02/25/espn-announces-14-big-east-college-football-telecasts-for-2011/

[Sizzle]

Too bad for you that our highlights will come up before BYU's on SportsCenter. Every. Single. Week. And I rest easy knowing the half-dozen or so big games we have on the docket will be televised, and once Emperor Scott has the networks bowing before him (and tossing each school about $20 million annually, minimum, as thanks), we'll make that same claim as well.

We're relevant. You're not. But you go ahead and keep thinking you are.

You mean the highlights of losses to the likes of USC and Oregon? Yeah, the highlights of your losses will be on Sportscenter. Every. Single. Week.

[Jacob]

Wazzu would be a touchdown favorite minimum against half the teams on your schedule, and we play Wazzu on the road, which is more than BYU can say about its Cupcake City schedule.

I'm confused. Does Wazzu now refer to a team other than Washington State?