The Official Jimmerphilia Thread

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  • Sizzle
    #ThisIsY
    • Nov 2008
    • 9004

    #1921
    Originally posted by NorthShoreCoug View Post
    It was my eight year old son's turn to choose...
    What eight year old chooses Subway over Pizza?

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    • creekster
      It is NOT a monkey!
      • Nov 2008
      • 22661

      #1922
      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
      He also has BYU losing to SDSU in the final game.
      As annoying as that would be, I would take it
      PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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      • Donuthole
        Official Outgayer
        • Nov 2008
        • 25238

        #1923
        Kawhi tweeting about Jimmer the night before his game against Kemba:

        #Jimmer plus or minus 2 assists tomorrow?... for all the #BYU fans??

        Or is this a poser account?


        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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        • Coach McGuirk
          1
          • Nov 2008
          • 12109

          #1924
          Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
          Kawhi tweeting about Jimmer the night before his game against Kemba:

          [URL="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Jimmer"]

          Or is this a poser account?


          http://twitter.com/kawhi_leonard
          Looksmlike it is a fan posing.

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          • Art Vandelay
            Striving for mediocrity
            • Jul 2009
            • 10516

            #1925
            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            Kawhi tweeting about Jimmer the night before his game against Kemba:

            [URL="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Jimmer"]

            Or is this a poser account?


            http://twitter.com/kawhi_leonard
            I saw that dude's hands up close at the MWC. He was carrying some of the Jay Z Skullcandy headphones, the things looked like 2 Mentos connected by a string, in his paws. No way he could type a message on a regular keyboard, let alone a phone, without it looking like cr33kster on meth.

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            • dixdog
              Junior Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 112

              #1926
              Even the Atlantic Monthly has an article on Jimmer. Jimmer for the elite reading audience.

              The guard is the toast of the NCAA tournament, despite the fact that he plays in a style college fans usually hate. How does he do it?

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              • I.J. Reilly
                Nobody's Fool
                • Apr 2009
                • 2949

                #1927
                Just another Jimmer appearance on SportsCenter.

                Ho hum.

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                • Jennerstein
                  Junior Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 201

                  #1928
                  I wrote this in honor of Jimmer (I'm sure Janice Kapp Perry doesn't mind). If BYU makes it to the final four, I promise I will record a video of cute kids singing it.

                  I'm Trying To Be Like Jimmer
                  Verse

                  I’m trying to be like Jimmer
                  I’m following in his ways
                  I’ll try to shoot hoops like he did
                  Whenever I go to play

                  At times I am tempted to think I will fail
                  But I try to remember that he played in a jail

                  Chorus
                  So I’ll practice my layups with both right and left
                  Crossover 3-ball that’s nothing but net
                  I’ll drive to the basket and make crazy shots
                  For these are the things Jimmer taught

                  Verse
                  I’m trying to be like Jimmer
                  I’m starting to learn to pass
                  I’ll try to make all my free throws
                  I’ll dribble behind my back

                  At times I’ll be tempted to stop playing ball
                  But I'll try to remember TJ’s note on his wall

                  Chorus
                  So I’ll practice my layups with both right and left
                  Crossover 3-ball that’s nothing but net
                  I’ll drive to the basket and make crazy shots
                  For these are the things Jimmer taught

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                  • Art Vandelay
                    Striving for mediocrity
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 10516

                    #1929
                    Originally posted by Jennerstein View Post
                    I wrote this in honor of Jimmer (I'm sure Janice Kapp Perry doesn't mind). If BYU makes it to the final four, I promise I will record a video of cute kids singing it.

                    I'm Trying To Be Like Jimmer
                    Verse

                    I’m trying to be like Jimmer
                    I’m following in his ways
                    I’ll try to shoot hoops like he did
                    Whenever I go to play

                    At times I am tempted to think I will fail
                    But I try to remember that he played in a jail

                    Chorus
                    So I’ll practice my layups with both right and left
                    Crossover 3-ball that’s nothing but net
                    I’ll drive to the basket and make crazy shots
                    For these are the things Jimmer taught

                    Verse
                    I’m trying to be like Jimmer
                    I’m starting to learn to pass
                    I’ll try to make all my free throws
                    I’ll dribble behind my back

                    At times I’ll be tempted to stop playing ball
                    But I'll try to remember TJ’s note on his wall

                    Chorus
                    So I’ll practice my layups with both right and left
                    Crossover 3-ball that’s nothing but net
                    I’ll drive to the basket and make crazy shots
                    For these are the things Jimmer taught
                    Jenner, why don't you stick around here more often. Quit slumming on CB, your talent with verse and rockin' montage videos are a much better fit for CUF. To paraphrase the immortal Lou Reed, and the very forgettable Marky Mark, it is time to take a walk on the wild side.

                    Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets...

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                    • creekster
                      It is NOT a monkey!
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 22661

                      #1930
                      Very amusing. Good mojo for the game!
                      PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                      • bluegoose
                        7th round draft pick
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 4112

                        #1931
                        Originally posted by Jennerstein View Post
                        I wrote this in honor of Jimmer (I'm sure Janice Kapp Perry doesn't mind). If BYU makes it to the final four, I promise I will record a video of cute kids singing it.

                        I'm Trying To Be Like Jimmer
                        Verse

                        I’m trying to be like Jimmer
                        I’m following in his ways
                        I’ll try to shoot hoops like he did
                        Whenever I go to play

                        At times I am tempted to think I will fail
                        But I try to remember that he played in a jail

                        Chorus
                        So I’ll practice my layups with both right and left
                        Crossover 3-ball that’s nothing but net
                        I’ll drive to the basket and make crazy shots
                        For these are the things Jimmer taught

                        Verse
                        I’m trying to be like Jimmer
                        I’m starting to learn to pass
                        I’ll try to make all my free throws
                        I’ll dribble behind my back

                        At times I’ll be tempted to stop playing ball
                        But I'll try to remember TJ’s note on his wall

                        Chorus
                        So I’ll practice my layups with both right and left
                        Crossover 3-ball that’s nothing but net
                        I’ll drive to the basket and make crazy shots
                        For these are the things Jimmer taught
                        Genius, Jennerstein. Pure genius.

                        I would like to enter my 3 cute little kids for auditions for the Jimmernacle Choir for that song.

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                        • cougjunkie
                          *Banned*
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 23223

                          #1932
                          Dan Patrick spent the whole morning talking about Jimmer on SI. I was watching it on the 101. Him and all the guys in the studio took turns taking jumpers and measuring htem compared to Jimmer. They even had the SI photographer on to make sure it was not photoshopped.

                          The last 30 minutes Dan spent making fun of Stephen Rogers because he was calling for the ball.
                          *Banned*

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                          • SteelBlue
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 8181

                            #1933
                            This link was all over Twitter yesterday with the comment "How does Jimmer Fredette know he's arrived? They are stitching his retro HS jersey in Singapore!"

                            Get your Glens Falls Indians Fredette jersey here.

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                            • RC Vikings
                              Known Heterosexual
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 8788

                              #1934
                              Does having Jimmer on the cover of SI two weeks in a row undo the jinx?

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                              • Art Vandelay
                                Striving for mediocrity
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 10516

                                #1935
                                Interesting comparing Jimmer to FL's coach. For those old enough to remember that Providence team, Donovan had an incredible run to the final four. That was back when Pitino still seemed about coaching, instead of impregnating ugly groupies in restaurants.

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