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The Official Jimmerphilia Thread
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Kawhi tweeting about Jimmer the night before his game against Kemba:
Or is this a poser account?
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Looksmlike it is a fan posing.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostKawhi tweeting about Jimmer the night before his game against Kemba:
[URL="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Jimmer"]
Or is this a poser account?
http://twitter.com/kawhi_leonard
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I saw that dude's hands up close at the MWC. He was carrying some of the Jay Z Skullcandy headphones, the things looked like 2 Mentos connected by a string, in his paws. No way he could type a message on a regular keyboard, let alone a phone, without it looking like cr33kster on meth.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostKawhi tweeting about Jimmer the night before his game against Kemba:
[URL="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Jimmer"]
Or is this a poser account?
http://twitter.com/kawhi_leonard
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Just another Jimmer appearance on SportsCenter.
Ho hum.
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I wrote this in honor of Jimmer (I'm sure Janice Kapp Perry doesn't mind). If BYU makes it to the final four, I promise I will record a video of cute kids singing it.
I'm Trying To Be Like Jimmer
Verse
I’m trying to be like Jimmer
I’m following in his ways
I’ll try to shoot hoops like he did
Whenever I go to play
At times I am tempted to think I will fail
But I try to remember that he played in a jail
Chorus
So I’ll practice my layups with both right and left
Crossover 3-ball that’s nothing but net
I’ll drive to the basket and make crazy shots
For these are the things Jimmer taught
Verse
I’m trying to be like Jimmer
I’m starting to learn to pass
I’ll try to make all my free throws
I’ll dribble behind my back
At times I’ll be tempted to stop playing ball
But I'll try to remember TJ’s note on his wall
Chorus
So I’ll practice my layups with both right and left
Crossover 3-ball that’s nothing but net
I’ll drive to the basket and make crazy shots
For these are the things Jimmer taught
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Jenner, why don't you stick around here more often. Quit slumming on CB, your talent with verse and rockin' montage videos are a much better fit for CUF. To paraphrase the immortal Lou Reed, and the very forgettable Marky Mark, it is time to take a walk on the wild side.Originally posted by Jennerstein View PostI wrote this in honor of Jimmer (I'm sure Janice Kapp Perry doesn't mind). If BYU makes it to the final four, I promise I will record a video of cute kids singing it.
I'm Trying To Be Like Jimmer
Verse
I’m trying to be like Jimmer
I’m following in his ways
I’ll try to shoot hoops like he did
Whenever I go to play
At times I am tempted to think I will fail
But I try to remember that he played in a jail
Chorus
So I’ll practice my layups with both right and left
Crossover 3-ball that’s nothing but net
I’ll drive to the basket and make crazy shots
For these are the things Jimmer taught
Verse
I’m trying to be like Jimmer
I’m starting to learn to pass
I’ll try to make all my free throws
I’ll dribble behind my back
At times I’ll be tempted to stop playing ball
But I'll try to remember TJ’s note on his wall
Chorus
So I’ll practice my layups with both right and left
Crossover 3-ball that’s nothing but net
I’ll drive to the basket and make crazy shots
For these are the things Jimmer taught
Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets...
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Genius, Jennerstein. Pure genius.Originally posted by Jennerstein View PostI wrote this in honor of Jimmer (I'm sure Janice Kapp Perry doesn't mind). If BYU makes it to the final four, I promise I will record a video of cute kids singing it.
I'm Trying To Be Like Jimmer
Verse
I’m trying to be like Jimmer
I’m following in his ways
I’ll try to shoot hoops like he did
Whenever I go to play
At times I am tempted to think I will fail
But I try to remember that he played in a jail
Chorus
So I’ll practice my layups with both right and left
Crossover 3-ball that’s nothing but net
I’ll drive to the basket and make crazy shots
For these are the things Jimmer taught
Verse
I’m trying to be like Jimmer
I’m starting to learn to pass
I’ll try to make all my free throws
I’ll dribble behind my back
At times I’ll be tempted to stop playing ball
But I'll try to remember TJ’s note on his wall
Chorus
So I’ll practice my layups with both right and left
Crossover 3-ball that’s nothing but net
I’ll drive to the basket and make crazy shots
For these are the things Jimmer taught
I would like to enter my 3 cute little kids for auditions for the Jimmernacle Choir for that song.
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Dan Patrick spent the whole morning talking about Jimmer on SI. I was watching it on the 101. Him and all the guys in the studio took turns taking jumpers and measuring htem compared to Jimmer. They even had the SI photographer on to make sure it was not photoshopped.
The last 30 minutes Dan spent making fun of Stephen Rogers because he was calling for the ball.*Banned*
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This link was all over Twitter yesterday with the comment "How does Jimmer Fredette know he's arrived? They are stitching his retro HS jersey in Singapore!"
Get your Glens Falls Indians Fredette jersey here.
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Interesting comparing Jimmer to FL's coach. For those old enough to remember that Providence team, Donovan had an incredible run to the final four. That was back when Pitino still seemed about coaching, instead of impregnating ugly groupies in restaurants.
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