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  • Lakers 0-2 but about to be 1-2 .

    Jimmer looked tentative and his normal game is anything but passive. Hopefully I get to see a few Kings games this year when he's feelin it.
    "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

    "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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    • Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
      He's aware of them, he just doesn't give a shit.
      There's this guy we play pickup basketball with that we call The Black Hole, since once you get the ball into him it's never coming back out.

      If I could somehow cleanse that term of all the racial undertones, I think it would be perfect for Tyreke.
      Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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      • Originally posted by nikuman View Post
        There's this guy we play pickup basketball with that we call The Black Hole, since once you get the ball into him it's never coming back out.

        If I could somehow cleanse that term of all the racial undertones, I think it would be perfect for Tyreke.
        would "The Vortex" work?
        Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
        God forgives many things for an act of mercy
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        Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

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        • The problem with Sacto is Tyreke isn't the only Black Hole. Salmons is a chucker. Great when he's on but he only has a shoot button so shots are going to keep going up even if they're not falling. Like tonight for example. Thornton is another but he's actually got an outside shot unlike Tyreke. Tyreke is a shooting guard playing point who can't play point or shoot. The only thing he can do and does well consistently is get to the rim. Like Woot, I am not sure how much of this team I can endure to watch Jimmer. They're bad.

          And the Lakers effing suck. Eff you Stern. Mitch you better get Howard here. And quick.
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          • Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
            I hate it when you don't have an answer to World Peace.
            That was good, Blueintheface.

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            • Originally posted by nikuman View Post
              There's this guy we play pickup basketball with that we call The Black Hole, since once you get the ball into him it's never coming back out.
              Haha. That's great. Makes me wonder why nobody else has thought of it.
              So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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              • Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                There's this guy we play pickup basketball with that we call The Black Hole, since once you get the ball into him it's never coming back out.

                If I could somehow cleanse that term of all the racial undertones, I think it would be perfect for Tyreke.
                How is "black hole" racist?
                "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                • Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
                  How is "black hole" racist?
                  It's not. But when you have the word "black" in a negative statement about an African-American player, there be dragons.
                  Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                  • Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                    It's not. But when you have the word "black" in a negative statement about an African-American player, there be dragons.
                    I wouldn't worry about it. If anyone complains, it would be more a reflection on them than you. IMO, only racists see racism.
                    "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                    "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                    • It seems all the rookies struggled tonight. Kyrie Irving started like 1-7. Kemba was 3-10. I watched Spurs vs Grizz and Kawhi is a freak athlete, had some solid rebounds in traffic a few nice steals but was terrible offensively (2-9 shooting).

                      Ricky Rubio had 6 points and 6 assists in 26 minutes but he picked up 5 fouls and gave up a lot of buckets.

                      Derrick Williams was 6-15 for 12 points.

                      Brandon Knight 3-9 shooting with 4 turnovers.

                      Rought night for the rookies all around. Jimmer plays again tonight at Portland. Free NBA league pass until the 8th of January. 8pm Mountain time tip.
                      *Banned*

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                      • Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                        It's not. But when you have the word "black" in a negative statement about an African-American player, there be dragons.
                        If you have "colored" friends you can get away with it.
                        *Banned*

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                        • Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                          It seems all the rookies struggled tonight. Kyrie Irving started like 1-7. Kemba was 3-10. I watched Spurs vs Grizz and Kawhi is a freak athlete, had some solid rebounds in traffic a few nice steals but was terrible offensively (2-9 shooting).

                          Ricky Rubio had 6 points and 6 assists in 26 minutes but he picked up 5 fouls and gave up a lot of buckets.

                          Derrick Williams was 6-15 for 12 points.

                          Brandon Knight 3-9 shooting with 4 turnovers.

                          Rought night for the rookies all around. Jimmer plays again tonight at Portland. Free NBA league pass until the 8th of January. 8pm Mountain time tip.
                          I may try and get to the game tonight.
                          "Nobody listens to Turtle."
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                          • Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                            It seems all the rookies struggled tonight. Kyrie Irving started like 1-7. Kemba was 3-10. I watched Spurs vs Grizz and Kawhi is a freak athlete, had some solid rebounds in traffic a few nice steals but was terrible offensively (2-9 shooting).

                            Ricky Rubio had 6 points and 6 assists in 26 minutes but he picked up 5 fouls and gave up a lot of buckets.

                            Derrick Williams was 6-15 for 12 points.

                            Brandon Knight 3-9 shooting with 4 turnovers.

                            Rought night for the rookies all around. Jimmer plays again tonight at Portland. Free NBA league pass until the 8th of January. 8pm Mountain time tip.
                            Rubio's athleticism looked better than I remember from the Olympics. And kid dropped some seriously sick dimes last night. He had one that showed vision as impressive as anything you'll see in the league. Also had 5 boards and no turns. The 4 fouls/defense were the biggest negative in an otherwise fairly impressive debut.
                            So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                            • Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                              It seems all the rookies struggled tonight. Kyrie Irving started like 1-7. Kemba was 3-10. I watched Spurs vs Grizz and Kawhi is a freak athlete, had some solid rebounds in traffic a few nice steals but was terrible offensively (2-9 shooting).

                              Ricky Rubio had 6 points and 6 assists in 26 minutes but he picked up 5 fouls and gave up a lot of buckets.

                              Derrick Williams was 6-15 for 12 points.

                              Brandon Knight 3-9 shooting with 4 turnovers.

                              Rought night for the rookies all around. Jimmer plays again tonight at Portland. Free NBA league pass until the 8th of January. 8pm Mountain time tip.
                              Tristan Thompson had an impressive debut. It will be interesting to see what happens with him since so many thought he was a major reach on draft night.
                              So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                              • Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                                I may try and get to the game tonight.
                                I found some floor, corner tickets behind the visitor's bench for $225 for the pair. Gidget said no. I have to go to a dinner with her ex step-mom instead.
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