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  • Eddie
    Senior Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 8098

    #19906
    Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post

    You just summoned Ben Simmons. He will be posting soon about how he is the DPOY.
    Give Ben a break. He just found out that they won't let him be considered for rookie of the year again so he's looking for other awards that activate contract bonuses.

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    • Commando
      Explosivo
      • Feb 2009
      • 20748

      #19907
      Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post

      You just summoned Ben Simmons. He will be posting soon about how he is the DPOY.
      lol. He is such a douche dumpster. He bragged that he got 42 points on Rudy Gobert. What he didn't mention is that, yes, he did score 42 that night vs Utah, he only went 3/7 from the field and turned the ball over three times when Rudy was guarding him. I can't stand that human zit.
      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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      • MartyFunkhouser
        Disciple of RNGesus
        • Nov 2008
        • 18702

        #19908
        Chris Paul on Dwyane Wade:

        Congrats to my bro @DwyaneWade!! The Jazz was smart as hell to bring him in...knows everything there is to know about this league and leading a TEAM!
        As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
        --Kendrick Lamar

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        • smokymountainrain
          Impressive Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 22593

          #19909
          it seems donovan mitchell and the utah jazz played pretty well in their closeout game.
          I'm like LeBron James.
          -mpfunk

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          • YOhio
            Hipster Mode
            • Nov 2008
            • 26165

            #19910
            I think it's safe to say that the Jazz fans saying horrible and racist things to Ja Morants family are also Ute fans unaccustomed to being held accountable for horrible behavior.

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            • Pelado
              Bald not naked
              • Sep 2010
              • 21080

              #19911
              So which potential second-round opponent would you prefer the Jazz face? Why?

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              "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
              - Goatnapper'96

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              • Commando
                Explosivo
                • Feb 2009
                • 20748

                #19912
                I'd say Dallas. We have had way better luck against them-- you really only have to contain Luka and then just run your regular offense.
                "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                • falafel
                  loves to talk on things
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 37842

                  #19913
                  I want Dallas too.
                  Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                  Dig your own grave, and save!

                  "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                  "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • Pelado
                    Bald not naked
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 21080

                    #19914
                    Originally posted by Commando View Post
                    I'd say Dallas. We have had way better luck against them-- you really only have to contain Luka and then just run your regular offense.
                    Originally posted by falafel View Post
                    I want Dallas too.
                    Anyone prefer a matchup against the Clippers?
                    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                    - Goatnapper'96

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                    • Donuthole
                      Official Outgayer
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 25223

                      #19915
                      Originally posted by Pelado View Post



                      Anyone prefer a matchup against the Clippers?
                      I think I do. But just barely. Kawahi/Beverly will guard Mitchell tough, but I don’t think they have the offensive output to keep up. And they seem to have chemistry struggles.
                      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                      • smokymountainrain
                        Impressive Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 22593

                        #19916
                        i wanted dallas badly. kawhi and pg scare me. i hope dh is right about their overall ability to score.
                        I'm like LeBron James.
                        -mpfunk

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                        • falafel
                          loves to talk on things
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 37842

                          #19917
                          Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                          i wanted dallas badly. kawhi and pg scare me. i hope dh is right about their overall ability to score.
                          I'm scared of Kawhi, but Playoff P? Nah.
                          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                          Dig your own grave, and save!

                          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                          • Commando
                            Explosivo
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 20748

                            #19918
                            I think we can guard the perimeter better than Dallas. Also, our offense is a little more faceted than 'give the ball to Luka.' I think we'll be ok. If Conley's back, it gets ugly for the Clippers.
                            "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                            • Pelado
                              Bald not naked
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 21080

                              #19919
                              Jazz open as a 4.5 point favorite in Game 1. Current Vegas Insider consensus is 3.5 points.
                              "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                              - Goatnapper'96

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                              • Pelado
                                Bald not naked
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 21080

                                #19920
                                The Athletic is reporting that Conley will not be available for Game 1 tonight.
                                "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                                - Goatnapper'96

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