The Golf Thread

[Katy Lied]

Our family friend was named Utah Golf Associate Player of the Year, joining other golfers such as Zac Blair, Daniel Summerhays and Tony Finau. He will be starting at BYU this Fall.

http://uga.org/news/rhett-rasmussen-...form=hootsuite

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Just finished playing 18, as we were walking past the clubhouse Marcus was walking to the clubhouse. My playing partner in a very excited way said/screamed "That's Marcus!" He politely waved at us, I looked up he just joined at the end of January. I hope he learns to use the "X" feature to make his group always a foursome or he might have weirdos joining his group often.

[The_Tick]

Just finished playing 18, as we were walking past the clubhouse Marcus was walking to the clubhouse. My playing partner in a very excited way said/screamed "That's Marcus!" He politely waved at us, I looked up he just joined at the end of January. I hope he learns to use the "X" feature to make his group always a foursome or he might have weirdos joining his group often.

Marcus?

[Pelado]

Marcus?

In Eugene, he only needs one name.

[cougjunkie]

Marcus?

Mariota.

[The_Tick]

Mariota.

That makes sense...I was trying to figure out which hoops player he was talking about. Wrong sport.

I am a dumb dumb.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Marcus?

Mariota.

Yes sorry. I was so excited to share my friends embarrassing moment I didn't take the time to share it well.

[cougjunkie]

Yes sorry. I was so excited to share my friends embarrassing moment I didn't take the time to share it well.

This reminds me, I was watching Ellen the other day and Channing Tatums wife, Jenna Dewan was on the show. She told a story about how she went out on a girls night with all of her friends. They were in this restaurant eating and the entire restaurant was empty except for one other table in the corner she saw two people. She said they hear the piano start playing and someone starts singing and right away she knew it was Justin Bieber. He sang for about 15 minutes and she said they totally geeked out and went in to fan girl mode. Her one friend started putting on new lipstick, another was fixing her hair. They sent went him a drink to thank him for playing and he gets up and walks over to their table (These are all celebrities of some sort, albeit C and D listers) and her friends were completely star struck and went dead silent. Jenna was the only one who could talk. Justin recognized one girl and asked how she was doing, This girl couldn't even open her mouth. Finally he tells her how much he loved her on lip sync battle (if you haven't seen it go check it out, it is great) and asks Jenna if they can take a selfie. She was totally geeked and then Justin looks at her and says "Channing is totally my man crush, you are lucky"

She said she felt like a teenager again and her friends were super jealous.

[Clark Addison]

The Golf Thread

Bishop asked me the other day if I wanted to join three other guys in the ward for as many holes as we could play starting at 5:03. I am currently sitting in my cart waiting for them at 5:15. My guess is that they are either finishing up chores and feel too guilty to be on time, or their wives are putting guilt trips on them.

This is why I rarely golf with Mormons.

Edit to add: Also possible they don't really like me and are sitting at home laughing at me.

[Pelado]

Bishop asked me the other day if I wanted to join three other guys in the ward for as many holes as we could play starting at 5:03. I am currently sitting in my cart waiting for them at 5:15. My guess is that they are either finishing up chores and feel too guilty to be on time, or their wives are putting guilt trips on them.

This is why I rarely golf with Mormons.

Edit to add: Also possible they don't really like me and are sitting at home laughing at me.

How many holes you think you can get in?

[byu71]

Bishop asked me the other day if I wanted to join three other guys in the ward for as many holes as we could play starting at 5:03. I am currently sitting in my cart waiting for them at 5:15. My guess is that they are either finishing up chores and feel too guilty to be on time, or their wives are putting guilt trips on them.

This is why I rarely golf with Mormons.

Edit to add: Also possible they don't really like me and are sitting at home laughing at me.

I hope you have a good healthy back

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

This is why I rarely golf with Mormons..

If we ever play together I promise to not act like a Mormon, lots of swearing.

[Clark Addison]

How many holes you think you can get in?

At 5:25 I started without them, and played a quick four holes. They got there at around 5:40 and found me at the beginning of #5. We ended up getting through 9, the last two in the dark. If you take out the triple bogey on #1, where the sun was in my eyes, and the double bogey on #9, where it was almost completely dark, I was only 7 over par!

Wait, that still doesn't sound very good.

I hope you have a good healthy back

Thanks! I do!

If we ever play together I promise to not act like a Mormon, lots of swearing.

Looking forward to it. Although you may want to talk to Donut or RC first, who have first-hand experience at having me drag a foursome down single-handedly.

[Katy Lied]

Update on our family friend, a HS senior. Yesterday he won the Southern Utah Open, beating Zac Blair by 3 strokes.

[clackamascoug]

Good job on the updates... this kid could be somebody.