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Daym Brother Brigham wasn't f*king around!Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostThere is a new online system for submitting names to the temple prayer rolls:
I still say it is a shame they got rid of the "curse your enemies" rolls that they had in early LDS temples."I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"
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Yeah, it was a thing. One roll for your loved ones, and another for your enemies. It didn't last very long. Remember that the whole temple thing started during a time of intense conflict. Part of the old ceremony was to swear an oath to avenge the martydom if you had a chance. That part didn't go away until it came to light during the Smoot hearings in 1904-07.Originally posted by Bo Diddley View PostHaha. I hadn't heard of this before.
The original endowment was 10 hours. Can you imagine?"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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There should be an option of a 2 hour version and you are expected to go back regularly for proxy work, or a one and done 10 hour session.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostYeah, it was a thing. One roll for your loved ones, and another for your enemies. It didn't last very long. Remember that the whole temple thing started during a time of intense conflict. Part of the old ceremony was to swear an oath to avenge the martydom if you had a chance. That part didn't go away until it came to light during the Smoot hearings in 1904-07.
The original endowment was 10 hours. Can you imagine?
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Because what we need are news stories of fathers choking their kids for choosing the one-time version over a lifetime ofOriginally posted by Clark Addison View PostThere should be an option of a 2 hour version and you are expected to go back regularly for proxy work, or a one and done 10 hour session.slaveryservice.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
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The church should have a retro night where they do the original session. Would kill with hipsters.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostYeah, it was a thing. One roll for your loved ones, and another for your enemies. It didn't last very long. Remember that the whole temple thing started during a time of intense conflict. Part of the old ceremony was to swear an oath to avenge the martydom if you had a chance. That part didn't go away until it came to light during the Smoot hearings in 1904-07.
The original endowment was 10 hours. Can you imagine?
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Until they find themselves standing naked in a shallow tub...Originally posted by YOhio View PostThe church should have a retro night where they do the original session. Would kill with hipsters.
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Very nice. Now when are they going to add Zoom endowment sessions?Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostThere is a new online system for submitting names to the temple prayer rolls:
The First Presidency has announced that an online system has been created to allow members to send the names of family or friends to the temple, where those names will be placed on the prayer roll.
I still say it is a shame they got rid of the "curse your enemies" rolls that they had in early LDS temples."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
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Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostThere is a new online system for submitting names to the temple prayer rolls:
The First Presidency has announced that an online system has been created to allow members to send the names of family or friends to the temple, where those names will be placed on the prayer roll.
I still say it is a shame they got rid of the "curse your enemies" rolls that they had in early LDS temples.I'm feeling like this new system isn't working well enough.Originally posted by All-American View Post"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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How many of you actually used it though? You had a chance to put Bushman on the rolls and you couldn’t be bothered to type his name.Originally posted by Pelado View PostI'm feeling like this new system isn't working well enough.
Type to set the bots on Wilson mode.τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν
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