Originally posted by Clark Addison
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Yeah, the time between being married and getting sealed will be a new outward measurement of one's faith. If a couple doesn't get sealed the same day as getting married then their faith will be viewed as not as strong. Kind of like if you don't go on a mission as soon as you turn 18."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
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"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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I like the change. As the stereotypical bitter apostate, I have been taking the past day to try to develop some type of theory about nefarious purposes why the COJCOLDS did this.Originally posted by smokymountainrain View PostAs I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
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Now that you mention it, this is a terrible change. Under the prior rule, if you wanted to attend the wedding of a loved one, you had to be a card-carrying member. Now that the heathens can attend the wedding, there's little to no impetus for them to change their ways.Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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FIFYOriginally posted by Pelado View Post"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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fair point. i hate it now too.Originally posted by Pelado View PostI'm like LeBron James.
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This is clearly an attempt of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints to try to force non-members to listen to all the cultist propaganda that will no doubt be spewed at these weddings*
*This is the best that I can do as the stereotypical bitter apostate to spin this really good change as a bad change.As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
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You really don't have to represent the stereotypical bitter apostate for every single thing. Maybe you could condense everything down into a small monthly post and then be happy the rest of the time.Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View PostComment
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That does not sound like the bitter apostate thing to do, so I will sadly have to deny this request.Originally posted by mtnbiker View PostAs I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
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Robert Kirby responds to the marriage policy change:
"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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He’s about as clever as Dick Harmon anymore. His schtick isOriginally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
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He’s a creep.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostHe’s about as clever as Dick Harmon anymore. His schtick is
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Good grief, that was terrible. I can’t believe he is still pulling down a paycheck.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostHe’s about as clever as Dick Harmon anymore. His schtick is "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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I had forgotten about that. Such a weird story.Originally posted by YOhio View Post"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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How he's still employed is baffling to me. Apparently the Trib is not as "woke" as they like to pretend to be.Originally posted by YOhio View PostComment
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