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So are you suggesting that I stop acknowledging the good qualities of the church and the good it can do?As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
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Yeah, but aren't you officially "out" as far as any chance you'll ever attend again? Seems more like you've climbed over the fence are just recognizing that the yard next door has some nice landscaping.Originally posted by mpfunk View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
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Stick around, funk. Be careful on that fence!"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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It the LDS church decided to interpret the WoW as stated in Section 89, abandoned patriarchy, gave women the Priesthood and equal representation in leadership, and abandoned all discriminatory policies towards homosexuals, I'd be willing to come back.Originally posted by falafel View PostAs I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
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I think Funk is aiming at being a person of color in his next life.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
"More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
-- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)Comment
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I thought about making that joke, but thought better of it. Heh.Originally posted by Solon View PostI think Funk is aiming at being a person of color in his next life.
"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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Louis C.K. had it right.Originally posted by Solon View PostI think Funk is aiming at being a person of color in his next life.
As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
--Kendrick LamarComment
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I am held to a lower standard than you.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
I am definitely telestial kingdom material."More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
-- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)Comment
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So, based on what we know about the LDS church and the men that lead it, you're out for good.Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
Well, at least we'll still have your hockey posts.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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seriously, though, what happened to the suicide smiley?Originally posted by falafel View PostTe Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.Comment
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It was removed because it did not come with a trigger warning.Originally posted by old_gregg View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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Can somebody submit my resignation papers for me? I'm so busy and it's not a high priority. My assistant can send you an esig. Thanks! I'll buy you lunch sometime!When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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Sometimes I think it's strange how "resign" (i.e., to quit) and "re-sign" (i.e., to sign again, as in a contract) mean essentially opposite things.Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post"More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
-- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)Comment
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I feel the same way about "cleave" When told I should cleave unto my wife, I'm thinking I'm supposed to go all Lizzie Borden on her. No thanks.Originally posted by Solon View PostComment
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I also think that whoever came up with the word "subtle" was very clever.Originally posted by Solon View Post"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam CarollaComment
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