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  • Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
    I feel the same way about "cleave" When told I should cleave unto my wife, I'm thinking I'm supposed to go all Lizzie Borden on her. No thanks.
    You can cleave your wife in both senses at once and leave her whole and very much alive. It depends on your endowment.
    When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

    --Jonathan Swift

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    • Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
      Can somebody submit my resignation papers for me? I'm so busy and it's not a high priority. My assistant can send you an esig. Thanks! I'll buy you lunch sometime!
      They always have lawyers looking to do pro bono work at these mass resignation events. Wait until after General Conference...I'm sure Dehlin will organize another event to remind us all how much he doesn't care about the LDS church. You can take care of it then!
      "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

      Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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      • Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
        I feel the same way about "cleave" When told I should cleave unto my wife, I'm thinking I'm supposed to go all Lizzie Borden on her. No thanks.
        C'mon give it a chance.

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        • Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
          You can cleave your wife in both senses at once and leave her whole and very much alive. It depends on your endowment.
          Bravo, sir.
          "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
          -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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          • Originally posted by Solon View Post
            Bravo, sir.
            That is SU's best to date.
            "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

            Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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            • What no one posted that this guy excommunicated the church?

              http://fox13now.com/2016/04/17/autho...inary-council/

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              • Originally posted by Shaka View Post
                What no one posted that this guy excommunicated the church?

                http://fox13now.com/2016/04/17/autho...inary-council/
                That was Nikuman's job. Where is that guy?
                "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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                • Originally posted by Shaka View Post
                  What no one posted that this guy excommunicated the church?

                  http://fox13now.com/2016/04/17/autho...inary-council/
                  Whoa, talk about role reversal! Usually its the church that excommunicates the member.
                  Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                  Dig your own grave, and save!

                  "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                  "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • Originally posted by Shaka View Post
                    What no one posted that this guy excommunicated the church?

                    http://fox13now.com/2016/04/17/autho...inary-council/
                    "I just really felt like this is history, and I had to be here," said Jerry Byers, who traveled from California for the event. "Nobody's put together something like this."

                    "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                    Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                    • That was a sweet press conference.
                      "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                      -Turtle
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                      • Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                        That was a sweet press conference.
                        Doesn't surprise me that the number of UofU jackets outnumbered the BYU jackets.
                        "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                        • Originally posted by Shaka View Post
                          What no one posted that this guy excommunicated the church?

                          http://fox13now.com/2016/04/17/autho...inary-council/
                          Those anchors have amazing chemistry.
                          I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                          • Originally posted by falafel View Post
                            Whoa, talk about role reversal! Usually its the church that excommunicates the member.
                            Oh wow, he actually did say that he excommunicated the church. I thought that was just a drafting error. Sorry Shaka.
                            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                            Dig your own grave, and save!

                            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                            • Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
                              "I just really felt like this is history, and I had to be here," said Jerry Byers, who traveled from California for the event. "Nobody's put together something like this."

                              Oh good hell, all this guy did was compile of bunch of shit that he found on the internet, organized it as a question to the CES director, and then told us how important his work is and asked for donations.

                              Clearly, he was waiting with excitement for his court of love hoping that it could bring him some more donations and press.

                              This guy is more annoying than John Dehlin.
                              Last edited by MartyFunkhouser; 04-18-2016, 03:54 PM.
                              As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                              --Kendrick Lamar

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                              • Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                                Oh good hell, all this guy did was compile of bunch of shit that he found on the internet, organized it as a question to the CES director, and then told us how important his work is and asked for donations.

                                Clearly, he was waiting with excitement for his court of love hoping that it could bring him some more donations and press.

                                This guy is more annoying than John Dehlin.
                                According to the presser, the church didn't even axe this guy. He just waited for the disc. council then removed his name and announced it to the crowd.
                                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                Dig your own grave, and save!

                                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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