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We didn't have any audio for the first 15 minutes or so of the feed, which meant I never heard the injunction to turn off the electronics. I thus sinned without knowledge and without remorse. #tendermerciesOriginally posted by TripletDaddy View Postwe were told at the beginning of the broadcast to turn off all electronic devices.
lol!Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost.
--William Blake, via Shpongle
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My wife is kind of Sister BuzzkillOriginally posted by cowboy View PostI found nothing funny about it. Sister Buzzkill (yes, I stole the phrase from an epic PAC cb post) beside me did her best to make me comply. Every time I looked at my phone I got the death stare. I leaned back just in time the last time she glared at me, and the lady sitting next to me disintegrated into a pile of ashes.
Sister Buzzkill made me goOriginally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostHow do you know what was said? Please tell me all of the "I don't attend conferences or second hour" wasn't just bravado. #worldviewcrumbling
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How could she do that? Did she somehow get the priesthood?Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostMy wife is kind of Sister Buzzkill
Sister Buzzkill made me go
"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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Some sort of phallus?Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostShe has something more powerful and impactful than the priesthood
"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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That's particularly funny since the last regional broadcast I watched was via a link on lds.org. The kids watched Cinderella instead, and the wife and I actually got to hear the speakers. Most relaxing conference ever.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Postwe were told at the beginning of the broadcast to turn off all electronic devices.
lol!
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I don't think this is just for this year. But hey, if it means fewer Sac Meeting talks on pornography, maybe it's a win!Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostYes, the global theme to reinforce this year is keeping the Sabbath. It's going to get worse before it gets better.
You should go back and read or listen to President Nelson's talk from April conference. I think he agrees with you, btw, but for some reason LDS faithful like to do things like make lists about things they aren't supposed to make lists for.Originally posted by CardiacCoug View PostJust amazes me that people read the New Testament and consider themselves the one true Christians and then think that of all the things Jesus would want us to be talking about and thinking about it would be the rules for what you can and cannot do on the Sabbath Day. Seriously WTF are people thinking?
Talk about a peculiar people...
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Not so!Originally posted by Harry Tic View PostWe didn't have any audio for the first 15 minutes or so of the feed, which meant I never heard the injunction to turn off the electronics. I thus sinned without knowledge and without remorse. #tendermercies
Romans 4:15
for where no law is, there is no transgression
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I overheard some folks at work discussing this talk today. It must have been pretty good.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostNot only that, but he followed it up by implying that people use this time to listen to podcasts, read blogs, attend other church services, etc. that present an unfaithful view of the church. I leaned over to my wife and whispered "That's funny. That is not what people do on a bye week."
In spite of that, you missed an outstanding talk. I am not typically fond of his talks, but this one was very good overall.
One friend of mine summarized it as, "Don't be A-holes."
A Stake President who also works where I do, noted to my friend that it wasn't a correlated talk & therefore probably won't ever be disseminated, unless it becomes an Ensign article or something. So, those who made the effort to hear it are the winners."More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
-- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)
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I was too tired from the game Saturday night to pay as close attention as I should have. I couldn't fall asleep until 1:30 or later, and had to get up at 7 for PEC. I actually did pretty good through the first few talks, but this last one did me in. I think I fell asleep at one point.Originally posted by Solon View PostI overheard some folks at work discussing this talk today. It must have been pretty good.
One friend of mine summarized it as, "Don't be A-holes."
A Stake President who also works where I do, noted to my friend that it wasn't a correlated talk & therefore probably won't ever be disseminated, unless it becomes an Ensign article or something. So, those who made the effort to hear it are the winners.
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Ignorance of the law does not necessarily equate to nonexistence of the law.Originally posted by Bo Diddley View PostNot so!
Romans 4:15"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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Originally posted by Bo Diddley View PostChrist will be the Judge.
I thought he was the advocate? Damn it, where are my old missionary discussions when I need them?
"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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