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  • Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
    The Church usually lists the MP's age in the Church News along with other details in a short bio when they call them. You could google it and look it up if you were interested enough.

    Edit: He's 69.
    of course he is
    Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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    • Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
      of course he is

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      • Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
        The Church usually lists the MP's age in the Church News along with other details in a short bio when they call them. You could google it and look it up if you were interested enough.

        Edit: He's 69.
        I found the church news saying he was 46 when called in 1996, so yup he is pushing 70. Sad to have his marriage dissolve at the age of 68-69.

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        • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
          Originally posted by imanihonjin View Post
          Creepy isn't an adequate enough descriptor, IMO.
          You guys wouldn't know real romance if it bit you in the butt. Love knows no boundaries. #truelovewins
          Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost.
          --William Blake, via Shpongle

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          • Originally posted by TexTechCoug View Post
            That could pretty much describe my entire mission experience, but there isn't room on a message board to cover all of it.

            That is also the look on my face when I saw the pictures on the ol' facebook newsfeed.
            Sure there is... We'll all chip in and buy JL a new hard drive if we have to.
            "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
            "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
            "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • Originally posted by TexTechCoug View Post
              Both local
              I'm less outraged.
              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

              Dig your own grave, and save!

              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • The unspoken part is the on-going post mission relationship for 18 years. I'd chip in for a new hard drive - to hear that story.

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                • Originally posted by TexTechCoug View Post
                  I found the church news saying he was 46 when called in 1996, so yup he is pushing 70. Sad to have his marriage dissolve at the age of 68-69.
                  I don't know, looks like he found someone to care for him into old age.
                  Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                  Dig your own grave, and save!

                  "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                  "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                    The unspoken part is the on-going post mission relationship for 18 years. I'd chip in for a new hard drive - to hear that story.
                    Yeah right, so you can report him to Elder Bednar?
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • Originally posted by falafel View Post
                      I'm less outraged.
                      Same reaction.
                      I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                      • lol @ all you dopes confined by the lens of presentism. In a couple centuries, people will understand it was perfectly normal for 69 year olds to marry women in their 30s today.

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                        • Try as I might, I just can't confirm that the Presidente is getting married to this former sister. I can confirm that he likes Rolexes, though.
                          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                          Dig your own grave, and save!

                          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                          • Originally posted by falafel View Post
                            I'm less outraged.
                            same.
                            I'm like LeBron James.
                            -mpfunk

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                            • Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                              I never saw my MP as a father figure. He was more like an awkward bishop (real good guy, but not a father figure).

                              Having said that, I've also never wanted to sleep with him until now.
                              fify

                              Originally posted by TexTechCoug View Post
                              I found the church news saying he was 46 when called in 1996, so yup he is pushing 70. Sad to have his marriage dissolve at the age of 68-69.
                              So much better if it had dissolved at the age of 47-48.
                              "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                              - Goatnapper'96

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                              • This gives me hope for BYU 71. Assuming he graduated college at age 24, he's roughly 68-69 years old. Just need to find him a 37 year old women with daddy/authority issues. That could be 71 creeping us out on our Facebook feeds!
                                "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

                                - Ty Cobb

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