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  • Topper
    Pre-Historic Man
    • Nov 2011
    • 11764

    #6406
    Originally posted by OceanBlue View Post
    A very active family from our ward is moving across country and spoke at sacrament today. The father spoke of his father going hunting alone when he was a teen some forty years ago and learning that his father was killed by a shot from far away. They never found out who shot him. He talked of watching the news and seeing authorities carrying a body bag that carried his father and how gut wrenching it was. His topic was forgiveness and how he had to speak at his fathers funeral and prayed beforehand to have forgiveness so he could move on with his life. You could have heard a pin drop as he spoke in front of the 300 or so members. You think you know people but this floored me. This guy has made a life his father would be proud of.

    Seeking a clarification.

    Was it the father who spoke at your meeting that went hunting, or his father? I am confused a bit as to who died. The speaker's grandfather, or the speaker's father.
    "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

    Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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    • Dwight Schr-ute
      Members Only
      • May 2011
      • 4917

      #6407
      Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
      Homecoming of a RM, he told of a blind guy who wanted to be baptized but didn't want to unless he could actually read from the BoM. Long story short, RM blessed the blind guy that would be able to see, opened to Moroni 10: 3-5 and voila!, they guy could see and started reading. Lol @ all you suckers who don't believe in miracles.

      Oh and he mentioned other priesthood blessing related miracles as well, but I'll keep those to myself because I don't want to rub it in to the apostates on the forum. I'm compassionate like that.

      P.S. No word on whether the blind guy's sight had been restored permanently or just long enough to read a few verses.
      Any mention of small, egg shaped stones/hats?
      I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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      • OceanBlue
        Junior Member
        • May 2012
        • 860

        #6408
        Originally posted by Topper View Post
        Seeking a clarification.

        Was it the father who spoke at your meeting that went hunting, or his father? I am confused a bit as to who died. The speaker's grandfather, or the speaker's father.
        Sorry I wasn't clear. The speaker's father. The speaker is now about 50. This happened to him at age 14.

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        • LVAllen
          Senior Member
          • Oct 2013
          • 3237

          #6409
          Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
          Homecoming of a RM, he told of a blind guy who wanted to be baptized but didn't want to unless he could actually read from the BoM. Long story short, RM blessed the blind guy that would be able to see, opened to Moroni 10: 3-5 and voila!, they guy could see and started reading. Lol @ all you suckers who don't believe in miracles.

          Oh and he mentioned other priesthood blessing related miracles as well, but I'll keep those to myself because I don't want to rub it in to the apostates on the forum. I'm compassionate like that.

          P.S. No word on whether the blind guy's sight had been restored permanently or just long enough to read a few verses.
          I'm guessing he hadn't been blind his entire life, and at some point, had learned to read?

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          • Northwestcoug
            Cocked and Loaded
            • May 2011
            • 17939

            #6410
            Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
            Homecoming of a RM, he told of a blind guy who wanted to be baptized but didn't want to unless he could actually read from the BoM. Long story short, RM blessed the blind guy that would be able to see, opened to Moroni 10: 3-5 and voila!, they guy could see and started reading. Lol @ all you suckers who don't believe in miracles.

            Oh and he mentioned other priesthood blessing related miracles as well, but I'll keep those to myself because I don't want to rub it in to the apostates on the forum. I'm compassionate like that.

            P.S. No word on whether the blind guy's sight had been restored permanently or just long enough to read a few verses.
            I do appreciate you not damning me any further with 'meat'.
            "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
            "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
            - SeattleUte

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            • TripletDaddy
              sweet triple
              • Nov 2008
              • 58186

              #6411
              Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
              Homecoming of a RM, he told of a blind guy who wanted to be baptized but didn't want to unless he could actually read from the BoM. Long story short, RM blessed the blind guy that would be able to see, opened to Moroni 10: 3-5 and voila!, they guy could see and started reading. Lol @ all you suckers who don't believe in miracles.

              Oh and he mentioned other priesthood blessing related miracles as well, but I'll keep those to myself because I don't want to rub it in to the apostates on the forum. I'm compassionate like that.

              P.S. No word on whether the blind guy's sight had been restored permanently or just long enough to read a few verses.
              this is awesome news!
              Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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              • Moliere
                One man.....one pie
                • Oct 2009
                • 27814

                #6412
                Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
                I'm guessing he hadn't been blind his entire life, and at some point, had learned to read?
                Doubt your doubts
                "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                • smokymountainrain
                  Impressive Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 22593

                  #6413
                  Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                  this is awesome news!
                  I know. Kinda surprised the media didn't run with it, tbh. You would think he would have been shouting it from the rooftops.
                  I'm like LeBron James.
                  -mpfunk

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                  • All-American
                    Right, as Usual
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 15642

                    #6414
                    Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                    I know. Kinda surprised the media didn't run with it, tbh. You would think he would have been shouting it from the rooftops.
                    Must not have been a slow news weekend.
                    τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                    • Dwight Schr-ute
                      Members Only
                      • May 2011
                      • 4917

                      #6415
                      Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                      Doubt your doubts
                      Doubt.jpg
                      I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                      • byu71
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 22070

                        #6416
                        Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                        Homecoming of a RM, he told of a blind guy who wanted to be baptized but didn't want to unless he could actually read from the BoM. Long story short, RM blessed the blind guy that would be able to see, opened to Moroni 10: 3-5 and voila!, they guy could see and started reading. Lol @ all you suckers who don't believe in miracles.

                        Oh and he mentioned other priesthood blessing related miracles as well, but I'll keep those to myself because I don't want to rub it in to the apostates on the forum. I'm compassionate like that.

                        P.S. No word on whether the blind guy's sight had been restored permanently or just long enough to read a few verses.
                        I have a feeling the RM cast his pearls amongst the swine ( disbelievers and cynics).

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                        • RC Vikings
                          Known Heterosexual
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 8788

                          #6417
                          My 24 year run of not having to talk in Sacrament meeting is about to end. Oct 11 is the tentative date for my streak to end. Right now I'm leaning toward talking about how life is like a giant group ride (bikes) but I'm open to other suggestions.

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                          • byu71
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 22070

                            #6418
                            Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
                            My 24 year run of not having to talk in Sacrament meeting is about to end. Oct 11 is the tentative date for my streak to end. Right now I'm leaning toward talking about how life is like a giant group ride (bikes) but I'm open to other suggestions.
                            How about in your heart, after much prayer, you know when God rested on Sunday he played a round of golf.

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                            • hostile
                              lollygagger
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 5736

                              #6419
                              Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
                              My 24 year run of not having to talk in Sacrament meeting is about to end. Oct 11 is the tentative date for my streak to end. Right now I'm leaning toward talking about how life is like a giant group ride (bikes) but I'm open to other suggestions.
                              That's right after GC. You should have your pick of talks to speak about. No need to limit yourself to just one either.
                              "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                              "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                              • PaloAltoCougar
                                Semper infra dignitatem
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 16920

                                #6420
                                Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
                                My 24 year run of not having to talk in Sacrament meeting is about to end. Oct 11 is the tentative date for my streak to end. Right now I'm leaning toward talking about how life is like a giant group ride (bikes) but I'm open to other suggestions.
                                Go with what you know. I've composed (but not reduced to writing) a talk about cycling analogies including the several benefits of drafting. I also like the concept that (esp. in mountain biking) your focus needs to be on the line that you want follow, not on the hazards on either side, as one naturally drifts in the direction one's looking, or one overreacts in the opposite direction. Keep hazards in the periphery but focus on where you want to go (or, stop focusing on all the Don'ts in the church and focus on the Do's). I have many more, including the value of caffeinated energy drinks and gels.

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