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  • Blueintheface
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 15382

    #4981
    Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
    Given a choice between having 3:00 church and taking the 1:00 / 1:30 with a reversed schedule, I would pick the 3:00 every single time. There is just no point to taking young kids to sacrament at 4:00 after they've already had 2 hours of church.
    It only took you 6 months to post. Welcome.
    "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

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    • cowboy
      Homer Weems
      • Dec 2008
      • 5740

      #4982
      I learned that I have to sing in church in less than 3 hours, and I still don't have a song selected. I'm in trouble.
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      "Outlined against a blue, gray
      October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
      Grantland Rice, 1924

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      • PaloAltoCougar
        Semper infra dignitatem
        • Nov 2008
        • 16914

        #4983
        Originally posted by cowboy View Post
        I learned that I have to sing in church in less than 3 hours, and I still don't have a song selected. I'm in trouble.
        Oh man, you mean with all your other talents you also sing well enough that you're asked to sing in church? As I was reading your post I imagined you on your horse, wearing your Stetson, singing this. Don't know if they allow horses on the podium in Wyoming.

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        • cowboy
          Homer Weems
          • Dec 2008
          • 5740

          #4984
          Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
          Oh man, you mean with all your other talents you also sing well enough that you're asked to sing in church? As I was reading your post I imagined you on your horse, wearing your Stetson, singing this. Don't know if they allow horses on the podium in Wyoming.
          That's always been one of my favorite songs, but even in Wyoming they frown on horses in the chapel. Guitars, on the other hand, are perfectly acceptable, so that's what I will use as an accompanying instrument. I don't sing well enough for this, but I was asked anyway. My brothers and I were supposed to sing, but none of us had time to practice so they bailed on me and told me to sing something with my kids. "I Often Go Walking" got the nod, and as soon as my daughters finish getting ready we'll practice it again...it was pretty rough on the first couple of rounds.
          sigpic
          "Outlined against a blue, gray
          October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
          Grantland Rice, 1924

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          • San Juan Sun
            Kicked to the curb
            • Dec 2009
            • 9214

            #4985
            Here's what cowboy should sing:
            "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

            - Ty Cobb

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            • HuskyFreeNorthwest
              Time to camp
              • Nov 2008
              • 26082

              #4986
              This is how I picture cowboy
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              Get confident, stupid
              -landpoke

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              • SandYFan
                Junior Member
                • May 2013
                • 754

                #4987
                I learned my wife hates Mother's Day sacrament meeting more and more each year. Yesterday she openly scoffed at several statements made by the speakers (including the bishop) as they extolled the saintly status of motherhood.

                I married well.

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                • Sullyute
                  a day late/a dollar short
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 3308

                  #4988
                  We actually had one of the best sacrament meetings in some time yesterday. Three ladies spoke about their personal stories in the church (one about not having kids, another being a single parent, third about being a widow with raised kids), primary sang a couple songs. It was very good. It was interesting enough that at one point my 10 year daughter actually took her eyes off her ipad to pay attention to a speaker. I was impressed.
                  "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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                  • MarkGrace
                    Grooveshark dick tease
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 31546

                    #4989
                    I learned that 5 errors was the most the M's have committed in game since 2011. Oh well, nice day in the bleachers despite Farquhar giving up a 4 spot in the 7th to blow it.
                    So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                    • Northwestcoug
                      Cocked and Loaded
                      • May 2011
                      • 17918

                      #4990
                      Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                      I learned that 5 errors was the most the M's have committed in game since 2011. Oh well, nice day in the bleachers despite Farquhar giving up a 4 spot in the 7th to blow it.
                      You think there's a coincidence that they lost and you went to the game??? Hmmmmmm???
                      "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                      "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                      - SeattleUte

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                      • MarkGrace
                        Grooveshark dick tease
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 31546

                        #4991
                        Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                        You think there's a coincidence that they lost and you went to the game??? Hmmmmmm???
                        They won when I was there on Sunday two weeks ago.
                        So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                        • Northwestcoug
                          Cocked and Loaded
                          • May 2011
                          • 17918

                          #4992
                          Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                          They won when I was there on Sunday two weeks ago.
                          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                          - SeattleUte

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                          • OceanBlue
                            Junior Member
                            • May 2012
                            • 860

                            #4993
                            I'm learning all kinds of things in this past year. I now know why people turn down callings as I am first counselor to the Bishop and the things members expect out of the Bishop are mind blowing. Now I also see tremendous acts of kindness done anonymously that help change peoples life for the better which are great gifts but some people...

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                            • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                              Time to camp
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 26082

                              #4994
                              Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                              They won when I was there on Sunday two weeks ago.
                              All in!
                              Get confident, stupid
                              -landpoke

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                              • MarkGrace
                                Grooveshark dick tease
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 31546

                                #4995
                                Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                                All in!


                                Trending well on goal #1. With you now all in on the M's we may be getting close to #2.
                                So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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