I learned in church today

[jay santos]

Primary program today. Learned that a room full of little children singing "I Am a Child of God" can still teach me things I thought that I already knew.

[clackamascoug]

Primary program. Three year old girl - "Jesus Died. He was resurrected. That means he came back to life." Typing the words cannot express how cute she was while saying it.

Clark, I'm not in NC, but I do have my fans out there.

[Omaha 680]

I learned that the NYC Marathon route goes right by the corner where I live (and a block away from the church). I figured from the start schedule that the male leaders would be passing right around the end of the sacrament. I ran out to take a look as soon as the testimonies started, but missed the leaders by 2 or 3 minutes.

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[PaloAltoCougar]

Omaha, what ward?

[Omaha 680]

Omaha, what ward?

Harlem first.

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[TripletDaddy]

What a coincidence. Two missionaries show up to sacrament meeting. They must read CS

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Open mic Sunday is really hit or miss.

[Pheidippides]

Open mic Sunday is really hit or miss.

I spent all sac meeting texting my daughter about the meaning of the word pontificate. passed the time nicely and we had plenty of examples.

[All-American]

I spent all sac meeting texting my daughter about the meaning of the word pontificate. passed the time nicely and we had plenty of examples.

I bet it was a great bridge-building experience.

[jay santos]

Cute little girl lost her gecko named Geiko. Prays to find it. Can't find it. Prays again. Heavenly Father, why don't you answer my prayers. Next day finds it. Her mom tells her sometimes Heavenly Father is too busy to answer prayers right away. Mom gets up to bear her testimony. Uhh I didn't really tell her that.

[The_Douger]

I went to the basement to change clothes and didn't hear the doorbell ring. I usually just have the boys wait outside while I get the check for fast offerings. My wife let them in. I wandered up not knowing anyone was there in my garments. I had pulled the pants up to my chest to make my wife laugh. I walked right out in front of them.

Fun stuff.

[TripletDaddy]

I went to the basement to change clothes and didn't hear the doorbell ring. I usually just have the boys wait outside while I get the check for fast offerings. My wife let them in. I wandered up not knowing anyone was there in my garments. I had pulled the pants up to my chest to make my wife laugh. I walked right out in front of them.

Fun stuff.

:wrongthread:

[The_Douger]

:dontcare:

[Applejack]

I went to the basement to change clothes and didn't hear the doorbell ring. I usually just have the boys wait outside while I get the check for fast offerings. My wife let them in. I wandered up not knowing anyone was there in my garments. I had pulled the pants up to my chest to make my wife laugh. I walked right out in front of them.

Fun stuff.

The youth was collecting fast offerings wearing your garments?!?!??! I learned today that you have a weird ward.

[falafel]

The youth was collecting fast offerings wearing your garments?!?!??! I learned today that you have a weird ward.

Also, why are you storing your clothes in the basement?

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