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  • #4306
    Originally posted by falafel View Post
    Also, why are you storing your clothes in the basement?

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    We have a tiny closet, so I put my stuff in the extra bedroom downstairs.
    Will donate kidney for B12 membership.

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    • #4307
      Originally posted by The_Douger View Post
      ? . .I had pulled the pants up to my chest to make my wife laugh. I walked right out in front of them. . .
      I don't get the physics of this, and I'm pretty sure I don't want to.

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      • #4308
        Christ is the only man to ever know what child birth feels like.
        "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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        • #4309
          Originally posted by Moliere View Post
          Christ is the only man to ever know what child birth feels like.
          Taking away the weirdness that is sexual reassignment, I would answer this is true. More importantly, he is the only one to know what your childbirth/heart attack/headache/heartache/depression, et.al truly feels like. At least that is my understanding (belief) in the infinite atonement.

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          • #4310
            why is it important that Christ know what it feels like to give birth to a baby?

            also, from a doctrinal standpoint, why wouldn't Heavenly Father also know what it feels like to have a baby? Why is Jesus the "only one?"
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            • #4311
              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
              why is it important that Christ know what it feels like to give birth to a baby?

              also, from a doctrinal standpoint, why wouldn't Heavenly Father also know what it feels like to have a baby? Why is Jesus the "only one?"
              If being Jesus requires feeling the discomfort I assume my wife felt when she squeezed out our 12 lb 7 oz son, I don't wanna walk in those steps. From where I stood it looked really uncomfortable!
              Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
              -General George S. Patton

              I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
              -DOCTOR Wuap

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              • #4312
                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                why is it important that Christ know what it feels like to give birth to a baby?

                also, from a doctrinal standpoint, why wouldn't Heavenly Father also know what it feels like to have a baby? Why is Jesus the "only one?"
                Don't forget the Holy Ghost. They are three separate beings, darn it.
                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                • #4313
                  I would assume anything Christ has felt/knows, Heavenly Father has also experienced. I'm not sure about the HG

                  Why is it necessary is dependent if Alma 7:11-13 is literal or figurative. Did Christ have to literally feel our pains, sickness, and temptations "in the flesh", so he could succor us, or is being omniscient enough?

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                  • #4314
                    Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
                    I would assume anything Christ has felt/knows, Heavenly Father has also experienced. I'm not sure about the HG

                    Why is it necessary is dependent if Alma 7:11-13 is literal or figurative. Did Christ have to literally feel our pains, sickness, and temptations "in the flesh", so he could succor us, or is being omniscient enough?
                    We are going to become gods. When do I get to give birth to a baby?
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                    • #4315
                      Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
                      If being Jesus requires feeling the discomfort I assume my wife felt when she squeezed out our 12 lb 7 oz son, I don't wanna walk in those steps. From where I stood it looked really uncomfortable!
                      I wonder if Jesus had a c-section or just a natural birth? Did he get an epidural?
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                      • #4316
                        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                        We are going to become gods. When do I get to give birth to a baby?
                        First you need to learn how to fast correctly.

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                        • #4317
                          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                          I wonder if Jesus had a c-section or just a natural birth? Did he get an epidural?
                          What kind of questions are these? Of course he didn't have an epidural.
                          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                          • #4318
                            Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
                            First you need to learn how to fast correctly.
                            Jesus has cheated on his fast before, apparently. he also skipped Church and went to Costco looking for pumpkin rolls.
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                            • #4319
                              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                              Jesus has cheated on his fast before, apparently. he also skipped Church and went to Costco looking for pumpkin rolls.
                              A hypothetical question for the Christlike: When shopping On Sunday, how many people do you see in church attire? My mom use to stop at the store on our way home from church almost every week, unless we were going out for dinner that night, of course.

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                              • #4320
                                Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
                                A hypothetical question for the Christlike: When shopping On Sunday, how many people do you see in church attire? My mom use to stop at the store on our way home from church almost every week, unless we were going out for dinner that night, of course.
                                I've been shopping a time or two on Sunday - typically picking up a prescription for a sick spouse or child.

                                I love it when I run into fellow ward members, who like to say "caught ya!" when they seem me.

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