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  • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
    Fishnet stockings at church....vogue?
    I have seen it both work and not work in my old ward. No experience in this ward.
    Get confident, stupid
    -landpoke

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    • I learned that if you went on a mission ans were married in the temple any reasons you have for not going to church anymore are just excuses.

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      "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

      "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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      • Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
        I learned that if you went on a mission ans were married in the temple any reasons you have for not going to church anymore are just excuses.

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        Do you think it was directed at UtahDan?
        Get confident, stupid
        -landpoke

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        • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
          I have seen it both work and not work in my old ward. No experience in this ward.
          I'm not sure if it worked or not. It wasn't distracting so maybe it worked.
          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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          • The Chik Fil-A controversy this past week is an earthly continuation of the war in heaven.

            Also, those who oppose gospel truths are loudmouths. They are loudmouths.
            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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            • A lady in our ward went down to Chick-fil-A this week to support her daughter who works there, and she had several engaging conversations with homosexuals. She told them that being gay was their choice, and a number of them were surprised to hear that it was their choice since they believed they were born that way. She was grateful that God gave her the opportunity to help them learn that about themselves.
              Visca Catalunya Lliure

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              • Two hours in and no chik fil a references. (crosses fingers)
                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                  Two hours in and no chik fil a references. (crosses fingers)
                  We made it the entire time with not even a mention.

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                  • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post

                    Also, those who oppose gospel truths are loudmouths. They are loudmouths.


                    So demeaning. Soul crushing.

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                    • Originally posted by Coach McGuirk View Post
                      We made it the entire time with not even a mention.
                      Same here.

                      And we have a new GD teacher and she did a fine job. A good week.
                      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                      • Originally posted by Coach McGuirk View Post
                        We made it the entire time with not even a mention.
                        Zero mentions for us too.
                        Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                        • 2 hours of CTR6 and zero mention of Chik FIL-A, gay marriage, homophobia, or Freedom of Speech.
                          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

                          sigpic

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                          • Originally posted by Tim View Post
                            A lady in our ward went down to Chick-fil-A this week to support her daughter who works there, and she had several engaging conversations with homosexuals. She told them that being gay was their choice, and a number of them were surprised to hear that it was their choice since they believed they were born that way. She was grateful that God gave her the opportunity to help them learn that about themselves.
                            that's pretty awesome. I wish I could have witnessed that conversation as a neutral bystander.
                            Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                            God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                            Alessandro Manzoni

                            Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                            pelagius

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                            • Does anyone care to guess what today's Sunday School lesson was? In the teacher's words, it was on "the Lord's principles of warfare." He then gave a lesson that would have made Eagle Forum members very proud.
                              Not that, sickos.

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                              • Visiting a ward sucks. They changed the wifi password and the data connection is incredibly slow. I'm bored to tears right now.
                                "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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