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  • byu71
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 22070

    #7291
    Originally posted by Applejack View Post
    Harry's in my ward. He loves the nationals and LOVES Bryce Harper.

    Also, Mitt (or Huntsman) would have been in our ward if he hadn't crapped the bed.
    That must be tough having him in your ward. I would be in such a quandry if he came up to shake my hand. I am a totally christian loving person, but I would find a way to pretend I didn't see him.

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    • Commando
      Explosivo
      • Feb 2009
      • 20748

      #7292
      Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
      Who doesn't? (Besides Cougjunkie, Surfah, and most non-nats fans).
      I liked him until he talked s#t on BYU. Now I don't like him.
      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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      • Commando
        Explosivo
        • Feb 2009
        • 20748

        #7293
        Originally posted by Applejack View Post
        Harry's in my ward. He loves the nationals and LOVES Bryce Harper.

        Also, Mitt (or Huntsman) would have been in our ward if he hadn't crapped the bed.
        hoooo BOY can you imagine the Time article about Sundays in your ward w Mitt and Harry taking off the gloves and taking the sacrament together?
        "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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        • Eddie
          Senior Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 8098

          #7294
          Originally posted by Commando View Post
          I liked him until he talked s#t on BYU. Now I don't like him.
          +1

          Mike Trout is a MUCH better player.

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          • Jarid in Cedar
            CS Institutional Memory
            • Jun 2009
            • 13234

            #7295
            Originally posted by Commando View Post
            I liked him until he talked s#t on BYU. Now I don't like him.
            I wonder if BamaCoug took Harper out of his fanbase spreadsheet, or does he still count him because he is LDS?
            "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

            "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

            "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

            -Rick Majerus

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            • byu71
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 22070

              #7296
              Just saw over on CB where some poster who moved from out of state went to get his recommend in casual attire. Basically everyone else he saw was in Sunday dress. Asked if that was a Utah thing.

              I love some of the responses to "there is no dress code" for Temple interviewas. The ones I liked the best was show respect and one does not need to be commanded in all things.

              Don't you just love members who pull out the "not commanded in all things" to justify how your behavior should conform to theirs. I call them the sure bet Celestial Kingdom mormons.

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              • Eddie
                Senior Member
                • Apr 2009
                • 8098

                #7297
                Originally posted by byu71 View Post
                Just saw over on CB where some poster who moved from out of state went to get his recommend in casual attire. Basically everyone else he saw was in Sunday dress. Asked if that was a Utah thing.

                I love some of the responses to "there is no dress code" for Temple interviewas. The ones I liked the best was show respect and one does not need to be commanded in all things.

                Don't you just love members who pull out the "not commanded in all things" to justify how your behavior should conform to theirs. I call them the sure bet Celestial Kingdom mormons.
                Our current Bishop feels like not only should the office - meaning the person holding the calling - of Bishop be respected. But also, the actual office of the Bishop requires respect as well. He won't hold meetings there unless he's wearing Sunday best. He'll meet with people who come dressed casual still. He isn't a jerk about it. But anytime we schedule a meeting - if it's in his office, he asks us to wear a white shirt and tie.

                Always made me jealous when I would see other Bishoprics meeting in their Bishop's office in the same building in their jeans and polo shirts.

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                • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                  Time to camp
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 26082

                  #7298
                  Originally posted by Eddie View Post
                  Our current Bishop feels like not only should the office - meaning the person holding the calling - of Bishop be respected. But also, the actual office of the Bishop requires respect as well. .
                  He sounds insane. #SJBH
                  Get confident, stupid
                  -landpoke

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                  • Jeff Lebowski
                    Corporate lackey for Jesus
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 69536

                    #7299
                    Originally posted by Eddie View Post
                    Our current Bishop feels like not only should the office - meaning the person holding the calling - of Bishop be respected. But also, the actual office of the Bishop requires respect as well. He won't hold meetings there unless he's wearing Sunday best. He'll meet with people who come dressed casual still. He isn't a jerk about it. But anytime we schedule a meeting - if it's in his office, he asks us to wear a white shirt and tie.

                    Always made me jealous when I would see other Bishoprics meeting in their Bishop's office in the same building in their jeans and polo shirts.
                    I know a bishop that does casual dress for weekday meetings. Last night most of the bishopric was in shorts and sandals.
                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                    • Commando
                      Explosivo
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 20748

                      #7300
                      I remember being called on the phone to go over to the stake president's house for my mission interview. It was a Sunday, so I just headed over there in my post-church dress-- jeans and a hoodie or something. The interview went well and on my way out he let me know for future reference you should go to interviews in a shirt and tie. C'mon man- how was I supposed to know that? We're at your house for Pete's sake.
                      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                      • PaloAltoCougar
                        Semper infra dignitatem
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 16921

                        #7301
                        Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                        I know a bishop that does casual dress for weekday meetings. Last night most of the bishopric was in shorts and sandals.
                        That was the dress code for Q12 meetings two millennia ago; not sure why it should be changed now.

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                        • YOhio
                          Hipster Mode
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 26165

                          #7302
                          Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                          That was the dress code for Q12 meetings two millennia ago; not sure why it should be changed now.
                          They probably didn't have toilet paper. Really gross when you think about it.

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                          • PaloAltoCougar
                            Semper infra dignitatem
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 16921

                            #7303
                            Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                            They probably didn't have toilet paper. Really gross when you think about it.
                            Well, I wasn't going to but now that you bring it up... I'm sorry to report that I've read articles, even a book, about defecation throughout history and it's interesting (to me, anyway) how many different self-cleansing methods have been employed throughout history. I'd list some of them, but since at this point I've lost even my limited readership I'll get back to work.

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                            • Dwight Schr-ute
                              Members Only
                              • May 2011
                              • 4917

                              #7304
                              Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
                              You don't say? Oakton right?
                              For some reason I thought he was in my wife's old Reston ward.


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                              I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                              • Dwight Schr-ute
                                Members Only
                                • May 2011
                                • 4917

                                #7305
                                Originally posted by byu71 View Post
                                That must be tough having him in your ward. I would be in such a quandry if he came up to shake my hand. I am a totally christian loving person, but I would find a way to pretend I didn't see him.
                                You probably don't have to worry about that. Down to one eye, he probably wouldn't see you.


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                                I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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