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  • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
    Missionaries said that he'd thanked the members of the stake for "healing their town". Implied that he was not a member. No report on whether he spoke from the pulpit or the Rameumptom out back.
    spit take

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    • Zero gay marriage references or references to the SCOTUS or judicial activism. Nothing interesting to report here, sorry.
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      • My EQ is not happy about the SCOTUS ruling.
        "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

        - Ty Cobb

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        • Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
          Zero gay marriage references or references to the SCOTUS or judicial activism. Nothing interesting to report here, sorry.
          Yeah, but you were only there for an hour. Stick around and see what comes up.

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          • Originally posted by mtnbiker View Post
            Yeah, but you were only there for an hour. Stick around and see what comes up.
            And wait for next week...
            "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

            "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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            • Originally posted by mtnbiker View Post
              Yeah, but you were only there for an hour. Stick around and see what comes up.
              I went back for Elders. give credit where credit is due
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              • Apparently my local Deseret Industries is looking to hire.

                They sent a letter to our stake to that effect, and clarified that they are moving everyone to 28-hour work weeks.

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                • I walked out of Sac Meeting.

                  Too much corrupt SCOTUS junk from the closing speaker.

                  I don't go to church for politics.

                  We went to brunch instead.

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                  • Originally posted by The_Tick View Post
                    I walked out of Sac Meeting.

                    Too much corrupt SCOTUS junk from the closing speaker.

                    I don't go to church for politics.

                    We went to brunch instead.
                    Wait you walked out of sacrament but not until the closing speaker?

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                    • Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                      Wait you walked out of sacrament but not until the closing speaker?

                      Yup.

                      I don't blame the youth speaker for parroting his parents ignorance.

                      I do in fact blame the parent.

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                      • Originally posted by The_Tick View Post
                        I walked out of Sac Meeting.

                        Too much corrupt SCOTUS junk from the closing speaker.

                        I don't go to church for politics.

                        We went to brunch instead.
                        Originally posted by The_Tick View Post
                        Yup.

                        I don't blame the youth speaker for parroting his parents ignorance.

                        I do in fact blame the parent.
                        Youth speaker as the closing speaker? Now I know you're FOS.
                        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                        • I didn't go, hopped in the pool instead.

                          Wife's at church, said its been horrible.

                          Satan didn't control the water while I was in, FTR, so I didn't drown.

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                          • Nary a mention in my ward through two hours.
                            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                            • Our stake has this Trailblazers program that pairs a buddy with a handicapped Trailblazer and has weekly activities during the school year. Today 2 of the Trailblazers and 2 of the buddy's spoke. It was one of the better sacrament meeting experiences of my life, the focus of the EQ lesson was that kindness was one of the most powerful ways to use the priesthood.
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                              • I was a little surprised that we didn't get a single gay marriage mention in Sac Meeting, even with the topic being "Defending Religious Liberties".

                                Last speaker may have been a bit rasttled, though. He's English, and today the choir sang "The Star Spangled Banner", and as was walking off the stand, and he was walking over the the mic, I whispered in his ear "When we were singing about the foe's haughty host, I was thinking about you."

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