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And wait for next week...Originally posted by mtnbiker View PostYeah, but you were only there for an hour. Stick around and see what comes up."You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."
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Wait you walked out of sacrament but not until the closing speaker?Originally posted by The_Tick View PostI walked out of Sac Meeting.
Too much corrupt SCOTUS junk from the closing speaker.
I don't go to church for politics.
We went to brunch instead.
Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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Originally posted by The_Tick View PostI walked out of Sac Meeting.
Too much corrupt SCOTUS junk from the closing speaker.
I don't go to church for politics.
We went to brunch instead.Youth speaker as the closing speaker? Now I know you're FOS.Originally posted by The_Tick View PostYup.
I don't blame the youth speaker for parroting his parents ignorance.
I do in fact blame the parent.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Nary a mention in my ward through two hours.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Our stake has this Trailblazers program that pairs a buddy with a handicapped Trailblazer and has weekly activities during the school year. Today 2 of the Trailblazers and 2 of the buddy's spoke. It was one of the better sacrament meeting experiences of my life, the focus of the EQ lesson was that kindness was one of the most powerful ways to use the priesthood.Get confident, stupid
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I was a little surprised that we didn't get a single gay marriage mention in Sac Meeting, even with the topic being "Defending Religious Liberties".
Last speaker may have been a bit rasttled, though. He's English, and today the choir sang "The Star Spangled Banner", and as was walking off the stand, and he was walking over the the mic, I whispered in his ear "When we were singing about the foe's haughty host, I was thinking about you."
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