I learned in church today

[Katy Lied]

Plus, I'm usually asked to speak on something by looking awry at it,

There is a member in our Stake Presidency that can do this well, and I love his talks.

[ewth8tr]

A speaker in our ward yesterday said that the Time magazine list of most influential woman doesn't contain a single woman that possesses the "divine attributes that we are taught a woman should possess."

[byu71]

A speaker in our ward yesterday said that the Time magazine list of most influential woman doesn't contain a single woman that possesses the "divine attributes that we are taught a woman should possess."

Is that code for none of them are hot?

[wuapinmon]

Didn't Joseph Smith say that talks in Church should not be written down or rehearsed and that the Spirit of God should move on people and that was supposed to govern the content of talks?

He also said that an angel with a flaming sword made him cheat on his wife.

[Uncle Ted]

He also said that an angel with a flaming sword made him cheat on his wife.

Yeah, but he was joking about the angel with a (flaming?) sword... A number of women turned him down without too much carnage.

[Hypoplastic]

I learned yesterday that the Church's internet filter does not block my Dish Anywhere app. During Sharing Time I was able to tune in to the Bulls-Cavs game just in time to see Lebron hit the game winner.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

I learned yesterday that the Church's internet filter does not block my Dish Anywhere app. During Sharing Time I was able to tune in to the Bulls-Cavs game just in time to see Lebron hit the game winner.

I discovered this during World Cup play last year. The only issue was the gathering crowd in the back of EQ.

[grapevine]

From bishopric member in testimony are lives are already mapped out. Sure some things happen in life but we have to make final decisions I think.

[Brian]

I was wondering what bands were like unto Air Supply, and so I googled "bands like air supply". The first hit was at mtv, I leRned that mtv.com is not blocked on the church wifi.

I also learned that I might like Leo Sayer.

[creekster]

I was wondering what bands were like unto Air Supply, and so I googled "bands like air supply". The first hit was at mtv, I leRned that mtv.com is not blocked on the church wifi.

I also learned that I might like Leo Sayer.

Long tall glasses, baby!

[grapevine]

Several variations of this story but someone running late to meeting with Apostle sees someone stranded thinks they should stop. Go on than two or three exits go back someone's car broke down and husband gone praying for help. How many times has this story been told.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

I learned today that our YM secretary, after providing wonderful instruction to the teachers quorum on being more receptive to the spirit, and despite have much older children than me, took a solid three cars longer to get from the church to the McDonald's drive thru than my family.

Fortunately for him, the personalized "BYULAW" license plate is on his wife's van.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

New missionary in our Ward is named McConkie, I asked if he was from the Royal bloodline he said he was from the same polig mother but he was the poor offshoot not the rich offshoot so the chances of being a GA are low.

[clackamascoug]

Today in Sacrament Meeting the HC speaker finished 11:50, and the closing hymn and prayer were done by 11:55. No one knew what to do. We all just sat around and chatted each other up for about 10 minutes.

[Art Vandelay]

I learned today that our YM secretary, after providing wonderful instruction to the teachers quorum on being more receptive to the spirit, and despite have much older children than me, took a solid three cars longer to get from the church to the McDonald's drive thru than my family.

Fortunately for him, the personalized "BYULAW" license plate is on his wife's van.

You broke a commandment for Mickey D's?!? That's like committing adultery with an ugly hooker.