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  • #7366
    In Sacrament meeting today, they announced the annual ward boundary realignment announcement conference later tonight.

    Last year at this time, they realigned and dissolved one of the wards in the stake. Tonight, they'll be realigning and creating a new ward. Zion expanding her stakes!


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    I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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    • #7367
      Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
      In Sacrament meeting today, they announced the annual ward boundary realignment announcement conference later tonight.

      Last year at this time, they realigned and dissolved one of the wards in the stake. Tonight, they'll be realigning and creating a new ward. Zion expanding her stakes!


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      Live blog the event please
      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

      Dig your own grave, and save!

      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • #7368
        Originally posted by falafel View Post
        Live blog the event please
        Should be fascinating from my kitchen.


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        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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        • #7369
          Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
          In Sacrament meeting today, they announced the annual ward boundary realignment announcement conference later tonight.

          Last year at this time, they realigned and dissolved one of the wards in the stake. Tonight, they'll be realigning and creating a new ward. Zion expanding her stakes!
          Gotta make sure the ward's membership numbers match up to the AA's "ideal." Regardless if that places an unreasonable burden on the people sharing facilities and the members of that ward.

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          • #7370
            Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
            Gotta make sure the ward's membership numbers match up to the AA's "ideal." Regardless if that places an unreasonable burden on the people sharing facilities and the members of that ward.
            The bishop concluded his announcement with the comment, "no matter what happens tonight, I know that it will work out best for everyone."


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            I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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            • #7371
              Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
              The bishop concluded his announcement with the comment, "no matter what happens tonight, I know that it will work out best for everyone."
              Poor guy. I would hate to have to oversee a ward realignment.

              My wife comes from a small southern Utah town with one ward, and they have had one ward forever. They also have a gorgeous pioneer era sandstone tabernacle. 15-20 years ago it was announced that they were going to split the ward and part of the town would end up joining with the ward from the neighboring small town. People went nuts. And on the morning of the Sunday where the split was going to be formally done at church, they announced that the whole thing had been called off.
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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              • #7372
                Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                In Sacrament meeting today, they announced the annual ward boundary realignment announcement conference later tonight.

                Last year at this time, they realigned and dissolved one of the wards in the stake. Tonight, they'll be realigning and creating a new ward. Zion expanding her stakes!


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                They have a separate meeting for this? Just send an email with the map.
                "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • #7373
                  Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                  They have a separate meeting for this? Just send an email with the map.
                  Email is too cold and impersonal a method to use to inform 250 people they will be required to travel 25 minutes to go to church, rather than attend at the building 6 minutes away from the farthest border of the ward.

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                  • #7374
                    Church was cancelled. Thank you, polar weather!
                    We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

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                    • #7375
                      Originally posted by Sleeping in EQ View Post
                      Church was cancelled. Thank you, polar weather!
                      It's 37 degrees in Houston right now and church is still on
                      "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                      • #7376
                        There was a hard freeze in Las Vegas last night. But the faithful dug deep and found the will to make it to church anyway.

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                        • #7377
                          Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
                          There was a hard freeze in Las Vegas last night. But the faithful dug deep and found the will to make it to church anyway.
                          Oh crap. I'm out of town. Hope my pool is okay.
                          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                          Dig your own grave, and save!

                          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                          • #7378
                            Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
                            There was a hard freeze in Las Vegas last night. But the faithful dug deep and found the will to make it to church anyway.
                            Even had snow flurries at the house on Friday.


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                            I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                            • #7379
                              Originally posted by Joe Public View Post
                              I heart HFN's sideways pictures.
                              If you ask me it's more annoying than DH's pink text. All he has to do is hold the camera in landscape mode.

                              I think he does it on purpose.

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                              • #7380
                                TIL that my bishop thinks that people who "question the Brethren should be shown the door." It won't be long now.
                                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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