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Tell the truth, did you really learn that at church today?Originally posted by doctorcoug View PostComment
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My parents had church from 2-5 last year; that's just cruel and unusual.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostNot that, sickos.Comment
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I checked out their website. They are not vibrators, they are personal massagers.Originally posted by doctorcoug View Post"The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuaneComment
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Dost.Originally posted by LeedsCougar View Post“There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
― W.H. Auden
"God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
-- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
--Antoine de Saint-ExuperyComment
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Dude.Originally posted by LA Ute View Postτὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσινComment
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That is our schedule this year. I may do a UD for a year.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostComment
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Just getting off that schedule. Back to 9am for us. Yes!Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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growing up we had it from 3-6 a couple times. it sucked for us kids, as my parents instituted a no outside play before church rule. We literally went from playing in the afternoon on Sundays to not playing at all, for the whole day. Getting out of church in the dark kinda sucked.Originally posted by thesaint258 View PostDio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
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We have this and I was worried, but I think I'm warming up to it. It was nice to get some stuff done early in the morning and come home to dinner. It was also nice to have meetings before church instead of after church. Granted we don't watch TV on Sunday so I'm not missing any football during this time either.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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1-4 is my favorite. I get to sleep in, round at the hospital, and relax before church. We get home and eat, then the kids go to bed. It is awesome. However, my kids are much better behaved at 9 AM.Originally posted by Moliere View Post
via a galaxy s3 far far away"Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"
"So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"Comment
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Why don't youb watch tv on Sunday? Wife's rule?Originally posted by Moliere View Post
Sent from my SGH-T839 using Tapatalk 2"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam CarollaComment
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Yes, MJs rule. I didn't like it at first but now I'm a fan. She's not a stickler on sabbath rules so we get to go do other stuff like play at the park, walks, bike rides, sports in the yard, etc. the no tv rule would suck if coupled with other orthodox Sunday rules.Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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That is what they say, we all know the truth.Originally posted by Non Sequitur View Post
via a galaxy s3 far far away"Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"
"So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"Comment
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I learned that when it comes to Emergency Preparedness, one of the most important things you can have on hand is vinegar. When we have no power and heated water, we're all going to start getting pretty ripe and vinegar is just the thing to help keep us clean! The following are quotes from the guy delivering this message in Priesthood opening exercises:
At this point, the Bishop and the 1st Counselor were looking pretty horrified and were figuring out how to end this. Fortunately, he was done sharing his personal hygiene tips.Boys, when you go on your missions and you're feet are really stinking? Clean 'em with vinegar and whoosh clean!
One of my grandkids asked me "Why do old people stink?" and I told her "Well, that's just how it is," but guys I'm telling you, if you apply some vinegar to your private areas, whoosh, clean!Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...
None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.
I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.
--Portland UteComment
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