I don't really know how to introduce this

[RC Vikings]

Fifteen years of marriage, and still going strong! There is nothing to feel bad about.

I'm a little clueless when it comes to women but I'm pretty sure that doing it in a Corolla for the first time after their wedding is not what they imagined growing up.

[RobinFinderson]

I'm a little clueless when it comes to women but I'm pretty sure that doing it in a Corolla for the first time after their wedding is not what they imagined growing up.

<sigh> you really are clueless about women.

[DU Ute]

I'm a little clueless when it comes to women but I'm pretty sure that doing it in a Corolla for the first time after their wedding is not what they imagined growing up.

Faith is used to lowering her expectations.

[RobinFinderson]

Faith is used to lowering her expectations.

I resent the assumption that all of this was initiated by me, and wasn't in our mutual best interest. Had you seen how handsome I was that day, DU Ute, even YOU would have found it difficult to keep your hands off of me.

[TripletDaddy]

There is one turkey farm on the way back from Manti that also has alpaca running around. I distinctly remember that one because the alpaca remind me of my mission. I've never stopped there for purposes of sexual intercourse but I do know the general area and can attest that it does evoke emotion.

[MarkGrace]

This painting reminds me of Faith's and my wedding day, fifteen years ago this month. We decided to piss off all of the relatives by getting married in Manti, which was an inconvenient drive for most everyone, but in our opinion Manti is the prettiest temple, so aesthetics ruled the day.

Unfortunately, where Manti attracted some of the best Mormon architectural talent, way back in the day, it was unable to attract equivalent talent in sealers, and we lost big time in the wedding sealer lottery. The dude talked about how important it was to remember that we were being sealed as future kings and queens in the celestial kingdom, and that to remind himself of this he always referred to his wife as 'Queenie.' This would have been funny enough had Faith not had an aunt with a Doberman Pincer named Queenie, which caused her to let out a snorty-laugh when the sealer first mentioned his wife. Hearing the snort/laugh, the sealer began a very long and awkward pause, so indelibly imprinting the moment on our guests memory that we would later have to explain about the Doberman Pincer to all of our wedding guests.

Anyhow, on the drive back to Provo, where we would hold our wedding reception, I decided to pull over near a turkey ranch, where I had the ingenious idea we might consummate our wedding, right there in the car. After a minute of awkward fumbling, we mutually decided that the Toyota Corolla simply wasn't built for such activity, and we called it quits having only scandalized the few perverted turkeys that had gathered to watch us. That was the first time I ever really got a close look at the grotesque face of a turkey, and I thought to myself, 'these birds look like the hordes of Cthulhu.'

So now, whenever I see a reference to Cthulhu, I think about our wedding day.

Great story.

[HBCoug]

I'm a little clueless when it comes to women but I'm pretty sure that doing it in a Corolla for the first time after their wedding is not what they imagined growing up.

There is Corolla sex out there so exquisite, that if you had an inkling of what you were missing, you would be crushed and debilitated under an intolerable weight of despair and regret.

[DU Ute]

I resent the assumption that all of this was initiated by me, and wasn't in our mutual best interest. Had you seen how handsome I was that day, DU Ute, even YOU would have found it difficult to keep your hands off of me.

You are probably right.

[Lost Student]

There is Corolla sex out there so exquisite, that if you had an inkling of what you were missing, you would be crushed and debilitated under an intolerable weight of despair and regret.

[Viking]

Through my four brahma beer goggles it all makes sense now. Jesus is a fascist

[tooblue]

is there a difference between Mcnaughton's art and, say, this piece:

http://www.betweenbridges.net/Wojnarowicz_card.jpg

[tooblue]

How many of you have something like this hanging in your house:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bH5mqe359WI/TA5dL4OhnNI/AAAAAAAAB6o/IBs_2hJ9kow/s1600/bateman-challenge-bull_moose_the.jpg

[tooblue]

How many of you have a print like this hanging in your home:

http://aprilshouse.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/washington-praying.jpg

[CardiacCoug]

is there a difference between Mcnaughton's art and, say, this piece:

http://www.betweenbridges.net/Wojnarowicz_card.jpg

The McNaughton piece is clearly idiotic and offensive (indicting college professors, the media, etc. as unChristian and painting the Deist Founding Fathers as Christian right-wingers). No intelligent person could ever think that painting made any sense, and yes that generalization is appropriate here.

What you posted is just a basic "public service message" against homophobia.

Yeah, there is a big difference. You really think they are equivalent?

[Viking]

The McNaughton piece is clearly idiotic and offensive (indicting college professors, the media, etc. as unChristian and painting the Deist Founding Fathers as Christian right-wingers). No intelligent person could ever think that painting made any sense, and yes that generalization is appropriate here.

What you posted is just a basic "public service" against homophobia.

Yeah, there is a big difference. You really think they are equivalent?

Tooblue, I say this with love, but you're an f-ing idiot