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Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski
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I've never tried an iPhone, so tell me what I'm missing.
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The Hispanic guy I sold it to was unable to qualify for it through Verizon. I assume that's why he paid cash. All said and done, I paid about $300 for mine, and got a bunch of accessories for free. Yeah, I walked away from that feeling privileged.
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Why would anyone part that's much for any phone. It's a phone.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostComment
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Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
“Every player dreams of being a Yankee, and if they don’t it’s because they never got the chance.” Aroldis ChapmanComment
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"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
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I actually don’t think it’s primarily a phone anymore.Originally posted by BigPiney View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
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I've run to many different cadences in the Army in my time. Before going to Iraq in 2003, my commander and I were running together at Fort Lewis. He was trying to teach me a running cadence. He wanted me to sing the "Hard work work" part, and he was going to sing another part. Well due to my lack of rhythm, I just couldn't get it down. I frustrated him so badly that he said, "forget it!" Whenever I brought it up again in the future, he quickly dismissed the idea--that's how frustrated I had made him.
Well I finally heard the cadence that he was trying to teach me those many years ago.Comment
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"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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Finally, an interesting keynote address for an upcoming convention:
How the NFL Solves One of the Most Challenging Schedules in Existence
Mike North, VP of NFL Broadcast Planning & Scheduling will share the details of how he and his team utilized mathematical optimization to streamline the scheduling of 256 NFL games in a 17-week period.
In this webinar, you will learn how the NFL began using Gurobi’s mathematical optimization solver to tackle this complex scheduling problem. With mathematical optimization, NFL planners can generate and analyze more than 50,000 feasible schedules despite adding more constraints to the process every year. Now rather than spending months manually constructing one schedule, the NFL planners can focus on evaluating and comparing thousands of completed schedules to determine which should be selected as the final schedule.
View this session and learn:- How the NFL uses mathematical optimization to solve one of the most challenging scheduling problems in existence.
- How the NFL switched from a linear to a parallel approach to optimization.
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Speaking of colorblindness, the missus told me today that the heart emojis I often text to her are actually brown--not red.Comment
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poop brown?Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Well, not her words, and I'm afraid I don't know how I could answer that. Should I send you a heart emoji?Originally posted by Pelado View PostComment
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Blue, please.Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Saw this on Reddit and it made me smile all day. Anonymous woman riding the train in Brazil.
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Don't know if the is presumptuous of me to translate, but this roughly says, "I don't know whether to ask for an autograph or directions to the museum"Originally posted by Katy Lied View PostComment
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I went into Seagull Book today for the first time in at least a decade. Picked up a copy of "Preach My Gospel" in nearly microscopic print, the only version they had there. The book was on the packing list for the stake-sponsored "Helaman's Camp" my son is going on starting tomorrow. The agenda starts out with them rafting a stretch of the Payette river. Then the remaining couple of days is a series of devotionals and companionship study. Have fun, son!"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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