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  • Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
    There is perhaps no feeling as helpless as when your child is hurt. (My 3 year old just fell off the couch on his back and has a huge abrasion, crying inconsolably.)
    And, you're a physician. I would think you'd take solace in knowing the extend of any injury. Me? I have to frantically text ER Coug.
    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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    • Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
      I like this old school selfie

      just saw this and am laughing pretty hard
      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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      • Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
        And, you're a physician. I would think you'd take solace in knowing the extend of any injury. Me? I have to frantically text ER Coug.
        My then 5y old fell off the monkey bars this summer and broke his arm. Fortunately I know a guy.

        Spoiler for Graphic violence:
        "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

        "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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        • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
          I understand what you're trying to say, but it seems to me that these are some of the times that I feel most wanted and needed.


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          Wanted and needed would be his mom.

          And a band-aid, which he insisted upon. He's running around with a single band-aid that covers about 10% of the wound.
          "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

          - Ty Cobb

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          • Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
            And, you're a physician. I would think you'd take solace in knowing the extend of any injury. Me? I have to frantically text ER Coug.
            Actually, I was thinking about all the things that could be wrong. What is ER Coug's number?
            "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

            - Ty Cobb

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            • Originally posted by hostile View Post
              My then 5y old fell off the monkey bars this summer and broke his arm. Fortunately I know a guy.

              Spoiler for Graphic violence:
              Extra joint!
              "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

              - Ty Cobb

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              • Originally posted by hostile View Post
                My then 5y old fell off the monkey bars this summer and broke his arm. Fortunately I know a guy.

                Spoiler for Graphic violence:
                Did you tell him to rub some dirt on it?
                Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                • Originally posted by hostile View Post
                  My then 5y old fell off the monkey bars this summer and broke his arm. Fortunately I know a guy.

                  Spoiler for Graphic violence:
                  My daughter had a very similar break doing a cartwheel in gymnastics
                  I'm your huckleberry.


                  "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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                  • Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
                    Actually, I was thinking about all the things that could be wrong. What is ER Coug's number?
                    There is that......What to Expect When You're Expecting freaked my wife the hell out--the more you know the more you can worry about. But, does your training not allow you to do a differential diagnosis, or is it too emotional when it's your own kid?
                    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                    • Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
                      What is ER Coug's number?
                      911.
                      He usually lets it go straight to voice-mail, though.
                      "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
                      -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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                      • One of my favorite scenes from a great movie.

                        http://www.anyclip.com/movies/burn-a...-cox/#!quotes/
                        Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                        God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                        Alessandro Manzoni

                        Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                        pelagius

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                        • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                          The world would be a much different place if we had 6 fingers on each hand instead of 5. Just a couple things that would be different:

                          - It would take 2 more seconds to count to 10
                          I know I am a little late on this, but why would having an extra digit on each hand change the time it took to count to ten?
                          "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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                          • Originally posted by Sullyute View Post
                            I know I am a little late on this, but why would having an extra digit on each hand change the time it took to count to ten?
                            Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                            • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                              The world would be a much different place if we had 6 fingers on each hand instead of 5. Just a couple things that would be different:

                              - It would take 2 more seconds to count to 10
                              - Keyboards could have and additional 10-15 keys or maybe they'd be longer (2 rows instead of 3)
                              - Putting gloves on a kids hand would be 20% harder than it is now
                              - Baseball pitchers would have a bigger advantage
                              I know I am a little late on this, but why are you such a slow counter?
                              "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
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                              This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
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                              • If we had 6 fingers on each hand, our numbering system would be base-12.

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