Random Thoughts Thread

[RobinFinderson]

For lunch today I had Robin Flavored Eggs, aka Robin Eggs. These are delicious hard boiled eggs that I have personally deshelled, but forgot to wash my hands before doing so.

[wuapinmon]

For lunch today I had Robin Flavored Eggs, aka Robin Eggs. These are delicious hard boiled eggs that I have personally deshelled, but forgot to wash my hands before doing so.

Cannibal!

[kccougar]

Stay out of my line of sight the next few days. For some unexplainable reason, people are falling down around me left and right this week. On Monday, I watched a lady outside my office window trip on a garden hose and face plant into the sidewalk. She might have caught herself, but she seemed more intent on saving her Wendy's bacon double cheeseburger and extra large Frosty.
On Tuesday, a guy in the lane next to me was sitting on his motorcyle when a lady behind him expected him to start moving and bumped him very lightly from behind. Guy lost his balance, fell to the side, and rolled head over heels into the gutter.
Yesterday at lunch, I was driving down the street just as another guy walking down the sidewalk suddenly dropped and smacked the side of his head on the sidwalk. Not sure if his toe caught a crack or what, but he went down fast.

[Tim]

On Tuesday, a guy in the lane next to me was sitting on his motorcyle when a lady behind him expected him to start moving and bumped him very lightly from behind. Guy lost his balance, fell to the side, and rolled head over heels into the gutter.

That seems worthy of a citation. Please tell me the police were called.

[kccougar]

That seems worthy of a citation. Please tell me the police were called.

I was in traffic and had to move on so I didn't see what ended up happening in the end. The driver did immediately get out of her car and run over to the man to see if he was okay. She looked very upset about it.

[JohnnyLingo]

[BoylenOver]

I've invented a new/pathetic CUF game for myself: make as many posts as possible without creating a new thread. If I have to find a thread with a tenuous connection or one that's from January, so be it.

I want to promote efficiency!

[Fiyero]

Will "animal style" at the Utah In-N-Outs mean grilled onions on fry sauce?

[U-Ute]

Last weekend I happened to be taking the family on a lovely drive through the mountains. It was a small 2 lane road, so I wasn't going very fast, maybe 25MPH tops, when I came across a dead squirrel in the middle of the road. About 10-15 feet behind him was a live squirrel. Presumably a friend or a mate.

The live squirrel saw me coming and proceeded to dart to the right, towards the shoulder. Having the family in the car with me, I really didn't want this pleasant drive to turn into some sort of squirrel massacre, so I faded to the left towards the middle of the road.

The squirrel then unexpectedly darted back into the middle of the road and stopped. I wasn't sure if he was going to dart right or left from that point on, so I decided I would just hold straight figuring that whichever way he would dart, he only needed to avoid the thin patch of my front and rear tires. As I passed over him, I cringed slightly as I felt the slight thud under both of the driver's side tires. Hearing my daughter's pronouncement that "he's laying there in the road twitching" to confirm what had happened, I wondered why this little squirrel hadn't moved from that spot. The only conclusion I can come to is that this squirrel was so sad about losing his friend, he committed squirrel-cide.

U-Ute

[FN Phat]

Sometimes I find myself thinking about my wife's breasts all day :flasher:

[creekster]

Sometimes I find myself thinking about my wife's breast all day :flasher:

Switch to the other one for a while, just to even things out. You'll feel better.

[FN Phat]

Switch to the other one for a while, just to even things out. You'll feel better.

LOL, you are a wise monkey

[falafel]

It makes me laugh as well. It's hilarious that Stewie is an evil genius, but still displays the traits of an infant.

I love Stewie. He is far and away the best part of that show. The idea to put Henry Higgins into an infant's body and selectively give him the traits of a toddler is fantastic.

You know when you hear a joke, and someone decides to explain to you why the joke is so funny, but then it really just drains the humor out of it completely. That.

[falafel]

Sometimes I find myself thinking about my wife's breasts all day :flasher:

Dude, I thought you were married to a man! Tell your wife to put on a wig or something, its creepy seeing breasts on a bald man.

[wuapinmon]

When I get good news or I've accomplished something important, I immediately start hearing AC/DC's "Back in Black" in my head.