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  • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    There seems to be an old wives tell relating large feet to other above average pieces of anatomy.

    Either that or he was inferring that Hostile has a big dick.

    PS. size 13s!

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    I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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    • I'm guessing that there are a lot of disappointed people who type in www.dicks.com
      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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      • John Cena has the boringest twitter feed on the planet.

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        • Lack of proper localization leads to murder-suicide: http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=73
          Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
          - Howard Aiken

          Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
          - Variation on Greenspun's Tenth Rule

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          • Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
            John Cena has the boringest twitter feed on the planet.
            That reminds me of this:

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            • Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
              That reminds me of this:
              Maybe the greatest Christmas tradition of all. For those that don't keep up with Froggy Fresh nee Krispy Kreme this new song from a few months ago double awesome also
              Get confident, stupid
              -landpoke

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              • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                Maybe the greatest Christmas tradition of all. For those that don't keep up with Froggy Fresh nee Krispy Kreme this new song from a few months ago double awesome also
                Thank you, that was awesome.

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                • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                  Maybe the greatest Christmas tradition of all. For those that don't keep up with Froggy Fresh nee Krispy Kreme this new song from a few months ago double awesome also
                  the black sweatband on the leg is perfect.
                  Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                  • Just a reminder before you send out your Xmas cards: when wishing good tidings on behalf of your entire family, do not put an apostrophe s at the end of your last name.

                    So, if your last name is Smith, please do not put "The Smith's" on your Xmas card.

                    The only exception to this rule is if you are sending out Xmas cards but also happen to be in the third grade (or younger).

                    Thanks.
                    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                    • Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                      Just a reminder before you send out your Xmas cards: when wishing good tidings on behalf of your entire family, do not put an apostrophe s at the end of your last name.

                      So, if your last name is Smith, please do not put "The Smith's" on your Xmas card.

                      The only exception to this rule is if you are sending out Xmas cards but also happen to be in the third grade (or younger).

                      Thanks.
                      Let me get this right, If your last name is Jones, you would write Joness?

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                      • Crap. I found out today that I need to reprint all of our Christmas cards.
                        A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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                        • Originally posted by CJF View Post
                          Crap. I found out today that I need to reprint all of our Christmas cards.
                          I can't keep up... are you home for the Holiday's?

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                          • Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                            Just a reminder before you send out your Xmas cards: when wishing good tidings on behalf of your entire family, do not put an apostrophe s at the end of your last name.

                            So, if your last name is Smith, please do not put "The Smith's" on your Xmas card.

                            The only exception to this rule is if you are sending out Xmas cards but also happen to be in the third grade (or younger).

                            Thanks.
                            I would rather have an apostrophe in the wrong place than take Christ out of Christmas with that abomination of an abbreviation.

                            Sincerely, the creekster's
                            PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                            • My wife and kids surprised me this year with BYU-themed ornaments that they made.

                              "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                              - Goatnapper'96

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                              • Originally posted by creekster View Post
                                I would rather have an apostrophe in the wrong place than take Christ out of Christmas with that abomination of an abbreviation.

                                Sincerely, the creekster's
                                X is an ancient symbol that stands for Christ! Goll!

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