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No worries. He'll always have sports to fall back on.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Leave it to you to pick the low hanging fruit.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostNo worries. He'll always have sports to fall back on."Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
- Ty Cobb
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That fruit was so low it was practically low-lying.Originally posted by San Juan Sun View PostLeave it to you to pick the low hanging fruit.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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One of the grandest benefits of the enlightenment was the realization that our moral sense must be based on the welfare of living individuals, not on their immortal souls. Honest and passionate folks can strongly disagree regarding spiritual matters, so it's imperative that we not allow such considerations to infringe on the real happiness of real people.
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I believe religion has much inherent good and has born many good fruits.
SU
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https://twitter.com/MsRebeccaBlack/s...49041307701248
Originally posted by MsRebeccaBlackit's really weird to think that one day ill have to explain "Friday" to my children
im never gonna be able to live that one downDon't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
- Howard Aiken
Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
- Variation on Greenspun's Tenth Rule
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My 12 year old son now wears the same shoe size (13) as I do."You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."
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What's a humblebrag about size 13s? As a fellow 13 wearer they are often the first size sold out of the best shoes.Originally posted by clackamascoug View PostExcellent humblebrag.
Wait till he's 16 and two months and wrecks your new car. (Don't wear barbed shoes when you remove those 13's out of his butt.)Get confident, stupid
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http://www.todayifoundout.com/index....ates-00000000/For Nearly Two Decades the Nuclear Launch Code at all Minuteman Silos in the United States Was 00000000
Today I found out that during the height of the Cold War, the US military put such an emphasis on a rapid response to an attack on American soil, that to minimize any foreseeable delay in launching a nuclear missile, for nearly two decades they intentionally set the launch codes at every silo in the US to 8 zeroes.
We guess the first thing we need to address is how this even came to be in the first place. Well, in 1962 JFK signed the National Security Action Memorandum 160, which was supposed to ensure that every nuclear weapon the US had be fitted with a Permissive Action Link (PAL), basically a small device that ensured that the missile could only be launched with the right code and with the right authority.
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That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.
"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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There seems to be an old wives tell relating large feet to other above average pieces of anatomy.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostWhat's a humblebrag about size 13s? As a fellow 13 wearer they are often the first size sold out of the best shoes.
Either that or he was inferring that Hostile has a big dick.
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkI told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
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