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I'm in favor of sobriety.“There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
― W.H. Auden
"God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
-- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
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Last night my 4 year old daughter told me (out of the blue) that Jesus died on the cross. He's DEAD, daddy. I said, sure, he died on the cross, but then he was resurrected and came back to life.
Then my 8 year old son said, "so Jesus is a zombie?"Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
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Awesome.Originally posted by falafel View Post
My wife was teaching sunbeams a couple of years ago and she showed the kids a picture of Jesus on the cross. One of the kids said, "Jesus should have had a gun.""There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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Reminds me of the old Jesus and Mary Chain album cover for their single, "April Skies."Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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A while back we seemed to go through a week or two in which setting goals was the topic of several primary lessons, talks at church, sharing time, etc.
After much thought and reflection, my daughter came up to me and said "Daddy, I finally decided to set a goal".
"Great", I said, "what is your goal?"
"I'm going to wear the same pajamas to bed every day for a year!" she exclaimed, with a huge smile and simply beaming with pride.Comment
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http://anoleannals.wordpress.com/201...arkable-anole/
Here's a very cool story about an anole. An anole is one of those very common small lizards that scientists like to study.
I bet there's a Sunday school lesson in there.Comment
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I don't know why Green Lantern got such horrible reviews. . . I think Ryan Reynolds is a mighty fine actor.
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It's definitely "sobre" in eastern Spain.Originally posted by Portland Ute View PostVisca Catalunya LliureComment
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Albeit slightly cross-eyed.Originally posted by Soccermom View PostI don't know why Green Lantern got such horrible reviews. . . I think Ryan Reynolds is a mighty fine actor.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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How many people in the Lufthansa Tower Club could I punch in the nose before someone reacted? Just one punch, right into the nose then on to the next person. I of course would not punch women (sorry for being so sexist Rosebud) or children that appeared younger than 14.Get confident, stupid
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I feel pretty good about 5, 2 of them are sleeping so the surprise factor would be really high.Get confident, stupid
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I triple-dog dare you to do it, HFN."Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear LeaderComment
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You should run out and catch a Women's World Cup game to prove you aren't really sexist.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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No lie, guy number 4 just started talking about cold fusion.Get confident, stupid
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As in, he is mighty fine, and Oh! He also happens to be an actor?Originally posted by Soccermom View PostI don't know why Green Lantern got such horrible reviews. . . I think Ryan Reynolds is a mighty fine actor.
I think he is photoshopped:
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