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  • wuapinmon
    Soul Plumber
    • Dec 2008
    • 30711

    #946
    Originally posted by Parrot Head View Post
    What's a good pose for a dachshund when I arrange the work with the taxidermist?
    "Hit by car when it got off the leash when I was walking it."
    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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    • myboynoah
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 21719

      #947
      Originally posted by Parrot Head View Post
      What's a good pose for a dachshund when I arrange the work with the taxidermist?
      Wow, even crazier, our dog is a dachshund and peed on the floor the other night (per the dog sitter).

      I'd go with nose and tail up.
      Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

      For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

      Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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      • LA Ute
        Receiver of Memory
        • Nov 2008
        • 19512

        #948
        Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
        Wow, even crazier, our dog is a dachshund and peed on the floor the other night (per the dog sitter).

        I'd go with nose and tail up.
        If you want to enjoy a dog you have to get a breed smarter than a doxie. The awful truth that many dachshund fanciers won't accept. (I know you didn't pick your dog, MBN.)
        “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
        ― W.H. Auden


        "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
        -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


        "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
        --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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        • LA Ute
          Receiver of Memory
          • Nov 2008
          • 19512

          #949
          I'm no soccer fan, but this is a pretty cool goal. It must have been fun to watch live:

          [YOUTUBE]IngiX9zZRc8&feature=player_embedded[/YOUTUBE]
          “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
          ― W.H. Auden


          "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
          -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


          "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
          --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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          • wuapinmon
            Soul Plumber
            • Dec 2008
            • 30711

            #950
            No matter how many times I tell facebook that I don't need any ads for "Meet Local Girls" or "Hooking Up in Hartsville" because I'm married, and it's even in my "status," they continue to offer me local women who want to meet me.
            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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            • old_gregg
              scaly man fish
              • Nov 2009
              • 16915

              #951
              one can rent a decent car (3ltr alfa romeo v6, supercharged lotus exige) for a half day on the [ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nurburgring"]Nürburgring - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:Nurburgring.jpg" class="image"><img alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/80/Nurburgring.jpg/200px-Nurburgring.jpg"@@AMEPARAM@@en/thumb/8/80/Nurburgring.jpg/200px-Nurburgring.jpg[/ame] for less than €600 including tickets, insurance, and gas. hello, graduation present! a buddy and i would fly into frankfurt, rent a car to drive to nurburg, rent our track cars, and stay for a few days.
              Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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              • NorthwestUteFan
                אלוף
                • Oct 2010
                • 3384

                #952
                When the waitress at the Thai restaurant asks you, "How hot on a scale of one to five?", you probably should NOT say "Five, please".

                I'm going to feel this one tomorrow.

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                • Soccermom
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 4063

                  #953
                  Come on Papelbon! 3 up and 3 out. . . I want to go to sleep!

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                  • Northwestcoug
                    Cocked and Loaded
                    • May 2011
                    • 18032

                    #954
                    Originally posted by Soccermom View Post
                    Come on Papelbon! 3 up and 3 out. . . I want to go to sleep!
                    Does Papelbon's stare before he pitches do it for you like it does for my wife?
                    Last edited by Northwestcoug; 07-18-2011, 06:20 AM.
                    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                    "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                    - SeattleUte

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                    • Clark Addison
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 10314

                      #955
                      I just found a credit card on the ground a few minutes ago. What is the best way to take advantage of this short-term windfall?

                      I will be back after a quick trip to the gas station

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                      • TripletDaddy
                        sweet triple
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 58186

                        #956
                        Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                        I just found a credit card on the ground a few minutes ago. What is the best way to take advantage of this short-term windfall?

                        I will be back after a quick trip to the gas station
                        hopefully they were dumb enough to not sign the back.
                        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

                        sigpic

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                        • NorthwestUteFan
                          אלוף
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 3384

                          #957
                          Originally posted by NorthwestUteFan View Post
                          When the waitress at the Thai restaurant asks you, "How hot on a scale of one to five?", you probably should NOT say "Five, please".

                          I'm going to feel this one tomorrow.
                          CONFIRMED. It was brutal. Luckily it happened in the morning before church because I had to take a shower afterward.


                          Now I can't wait to go back. I loves me some Thai food!

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                          • BigFatMeanie
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 7117

                            #958
                            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                            hopefully they were dumb enough to not sign the back.
                            Lucky for Clark, the card reader at the gas station doesn't even require a signature.

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                            • Babs
                              Not a Lawyer
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 17128

                              #959
                              Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
                              Lucky for Clark, the card reader at the gas station doesn't even require a signature.
                              They do, however, ask for a zip code.

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                              • Uncle Ted
                                The Big 12 money shot.
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 28853

                                #960
                                Proof that Jesus loves walmart.
                                "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                                "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                                "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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