This is getting ridiculous... I want my robot back
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"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla -
My grandfather told me today that he plans to live to "around 120...I think I have a good chance of making it."
He's 86 and a picture of health. Here's hoping he makes it.
He once told me that he wanted to be hanged at 100 for rape, that was before he became Mormon. Easy, Rosebud; he's reformed."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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I miss my wife. DAMN YOU YOUNG WOMENS CAMP!Comment
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I feel your pain. I get my wife back tomorrow, after two weeks in the desert. I'm excited, to say the least.Originally posted by Teenage Dirtbag View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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Another example of how facebook is over.Originally posted by Babs View Post
btw, whatever happened to myspace?Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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They must be doing ok, if they can afford to pay James Taylor and Adam Sandler to perform at their corporate parties.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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I think a serving of corn should be called a tracer.sigpic
"Outlined against a blue, gray
October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
Grantland Rice, 1924Comment
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That is funny. How true that is.Originally posted by cowboy View PostI'm your huckleberry.
"I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJFComment
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Yeah, there can be a lot of pressure when it comes to posting your own tweets. You're wise to steer clear of these kinds of leadership roles.Originally posted by JohnnyLingo View PostComment
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Feel free to participate in the thread instead of merely sniping from the peanut gallery.Originally posted by Babs View Post
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F*ck Facebook!Originally posted by Donuthole View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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No, thanks. I'm busy starting my own. I like leadership roles.Originally posted by JohnnyLingo View PostFeel free to participate in the thread instead of merely sniping from the peanut gallery.Comment
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Kinky!Originally posted by Babs View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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This could be a whole other thread on doing business with people you know/friends/church members.Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
I do free work for family and happily. Haven't had to do too much of that though. I sometimes do free work for church members but in truth that is more marketing than anything else. I have only once have a church member really press me hard to do something for free, most of the time people go out of their way to say that they want to pay. Of course, some of them back up when they learn about the cost.Comment
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