Random Thoughts Thread

[BoylenOver]

I read an article about shaving earlier today. It suggested using a badger-hair shaving brush, European-brand shaving cream, and a safety razor to achieve an irritation-free, uber-close shave.

When I saw how much each of these things cost, I decided I was fine using my Mach3 and $2 shaving cream.

I figure, if I don't do a good job on my shave today, I'll get another chance three days from now.

[Tim]

I read an article about shaving earlier today. It suggested using a badger-hair shaving brush, European-brand shaving cream, and a safety razor to achieve an irritation-free, uber-close shave.

When I saw how much each of these things cost, I decided I was fine using my Mach3 and $2 shaving cream.

I figure, if I don't do a good job on my shave today, I'll get another chance three days from now.

I recommend Anthony Logistics for Men shave cream. $18 a tube, but worth every penny.

[RobinFinderson]

The other day, after coming home from a sweaty run, LittleRobin told me I smelled like Gak. Gak is that goo they often make in elementary school science labs. It is a mix of borax, water and Elmer's glue. So the next time any of your children bring home some Gak from school, give it a wiff and know that you have just smelled RobinFinderson after a six-mile run.

[Katy Lied]

El Jefe promised me that I could change my CB board name. (Which is not KL as some of you know). I havent changed it yet, but every month or so, I flirt with the idea of changing it to CougarBroad.

[il Padrino Ute]

A sure-fire method to protect yourself from identity theft would be to not pay your bills. By destroying your own credit, you could have the last laugh at anyone dumb enough to apply for any kind of credit line by using your identity.

[BoylenOver]

These are the quasi-famous women I find attractive at the moment (in no particular order):

-the sassy woman who does the pre-flight safety video for Delta. (video here)

-January Jones (aka Betty Draper)

-Sarah Silverman (I'm not sure I can adequately explain this, as she's quite tomboyish, but she makes me laugh)

-Amy Adams

-Kristen Schaal (from The Daily Show and Flight of the Conchords; again, she makes me laugh)

[Indy Coug]

Will I get disciplined if I throw a book at this person at work that cackles loudly all day every day?

[JohnnyLingo]

These are the quasi-famous women I find attractive at the moment (in no particular order):

-the sassy woman who does the pre-flight safety video for Delta. (video here)

Really? Her cheekbones are weird and overall I find her decidedly unattractive.

[BoylenOver]

Really? Her cheekbones are weird and overall I find her decidedly unattractive.

The finger wag at approximately 1:52 does it for me. I can't describe it. It's likely because I saw it on a plane. If I saw her on TV or something, I probably wouldn't give her a second thought.

[JohnnyLingo]

The finger wag at approximately 1:52 does it for me. I can't describe it. It's likely because I saw it on a plane. If I saw her on TV or something, I probably wouldn't give her a second thought.

Fair enough. She's "Airplane Stewardess Hot."

See also: Professional Athlete Hot, Wedding Hot and Female Musician Hot.

[landpoke]

Mennonites grow a mean ear of corn.

[landpoke]

Dammit, I was just informed I've been enjoying Hutterite corn.

All those anabaptists look the same to me.

[falafel]

The finger wag at approximately 1:52 does it for me. I can't describe it. It's likely because I saw it on a plane. If I saw her on TV or something, I probably wouldn't give her a second thought.

I saw that woman recently off the plane.

[wuapinmon]

I saw that woman recently off the plane.

I feel nothing but compassion for this woman. She has disfigured herself and become a laughingstock. Clearly there are greater issues here than pure vanity.

[falafel]

I feel nothing but compassion for this woman. She has disfigured herself and become a laughingstock. Clearly there are greater issues here than pure vanity.

Sin duda.