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Gidget was watching Criminal Minds and they had a hostage situation in a train car and the snipers were useless because they said they'd have to shoot out the window before they could shoot the guy holding everyone hostage."Nobody listens to Turtle."-Turtlesigpic -
Il Padrino is my only friend. My daughter was clicking around and I ended up on Surfah's page and I couldn't help but noticing that Surfah has considerably more friends than me. This made me sad.What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
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Well that makes sense. But when Steve McQueen is blasting away randomly at Eli Wallach's men and he takes the time to break the window before shooting it seemed a bit gratuitous.Originally posted by Surfah View PostThere's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
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This always makes me laugh:
[YOUTUBE]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MOLkwrlNI-k&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MOLkwrlNI-k&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/YOUTUBE]"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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It makes me laugh as well. It's hilarious that Stewie is an evil genius, but still displays the traits of an infant.Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear LeaderComment
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My wife bought some underwear for my three year old that were on sale at Wal-Mart. They are Transformers themed. I'm not sure how I feel about my son having a large Decepticon logo right over his penis."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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I love Stewie. He is far and away the best part of that show. The idea to put Henry Higgins into an infant's body and selectively give him the traits of a toddler is fantastic.Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostComment
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When the geese are flying south I often wonder if the geese in back feel like I do when I'm hanging on to a group when I ride my bike.Comment
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While paying at the Taco Bell drive in, I was asked to donate $1 to help fight diabetes
"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
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$1!?! That's 20% of the cost of your meal! Can you imagine how that would fly at more expensive restaurants?Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View PostWhile paying at the Taco Bell drive in, I was asked to donate $1 to help fight diabetesAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
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My dog's favorite snack is ice. Cubed, crushed, it doesn't matter. She loves it."Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear LeaderComment
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I thought it was ironic that I paid $6 to contribute to me getting diabetes and only $1 to help prevent it.Originally posted by falafel View Post"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
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At a TJ Maxx is Las Vegas once, a lady asked me if I'd like to give $1 to "support Juvenile Diabetes." I responded, "actually, I'm totally opposed to diabetes."Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Pica..Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick MajerusComment
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