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I guess either I'm a football profit. Or Mormon Red Death just doesn't know what hes talking about. Maybe both.
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Wow you picked one game! Congrats!Originally posted by BemidjiCoug View Post
Sent from my T-Mobile myTouch 3G Slide using Tapatalk"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam CarollaComment
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You know, "When you're doing what's right, on and off the field, the Lord steps in and plays a part."Comment
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Yes, it's MRD who doesn't know what he's talking about.Originally posted by BemidjiCoug View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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But you don't do very well with homonyms.Originally posted by BemidjiCoug View Post"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick MajerusComment
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But you do well with adhomonyms.Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View Post"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear LeaderComment
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4-2 for the week not a bad startOriginally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam CarollaComment
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5-1 if you listened to me.Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
Seriously, USC-Minnesota was the one result this weekend that thrilled me most. Minnesota played exactly like I thought it would, keeping the score close (much closer than I imagined) and forcing Kiffin to play his starters the entire way.
Your monetary considerations aside, a nightmare result would've been SC winning by 30. USC couldn't rest, nor could it build up swagger. Good for Utah.Comment
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They were up 19-3 and driving when they had that 30 yard fumble. You cant win them all.Originally posted by Top Ute View Post5-1 if you listened to me.
Seriously, USC-Minnesota was the one result this weekend that thrilled me most. Minnesota played exactly like I thought it would, keeping the score close (much closer than I imagined) and forcing Kiffin to play his starters the entire way.
Your monetary considerations aside, a nightmare result would've been SC winning by 30. USC couldn't rest, nor could it build up swagger. Good for Utah."Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam CarollaComment
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Originally posted by BemidjiCoug View PostI can't tell if your angry because I called myself a "football profit" or if you think I'm somehow less right because I spelled prophet, profit.Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
I spelled wrong on purpose, we are on a thread about gambling.
If its the first, you need to seriously get over yourself.
If it is the Second, are you serious, get over yourself.Last edited by BemidjiCoug; 09-04-2011, 11:59 AM.Comment
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When I read your posts I can't help but picture you as Grover Dill the little bully from A Christmas StoryOriginally posted by Jarid in Cedar View Post
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alright folks lets get started on week 2 (4-2 last week 66% Goal 55%):
Its an all favorite go of it. One method I like to use is 10-20 point road favorites. They cover ~63% of the time. Also over the last 10 years there are three teams who are 60%+ ATS. They are OHio St., Va Tech and Boise.
Here are my picks:
iowa -6.5
ohio st -19
miss st -7
tulsa -13.5
va tech -19.5
bama -10
temple -15
arkansas -36 (playing @ new mexico)
navy -10
Ga tech -11
Two team teaser of the week
Stanford -15 Mich +9.5
Bonus two team teaser
Cal -.5 Utah +15"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam CarollaComment
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MRD, how do you feel about Stanford -21? Also, what is your opinion on parlays?"I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
"Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle UteComment
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In general parlays are a suckers bet. You would be better off betting individual games over the course of a season. However i do find putting a low amount (like 20 bucks) on a 3 game parlay when I only bet three games on a given weekend to be fun. My theory is that would hate to miss out on the kicker if I picked all three right. I don't bother with anything over a three game parlay and I never put much money in a parlay.Originally posted by BoylenOver View PostDyslexics are teople poo...Comment
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I like them a lot I was just taking a lot of road favorites this week and they just missed my system bet (its why I put them in the teaser).Originally posted by BoylenOver View Post
My opinion on Parlays is about the same as Flystrippers. Although when I go to vegas I always do a $5 12 team parlay as a sort of a lottery ticket who knows maybe I'll get lucky ticket. also its fun when you hook a 3 team parlay for a 6-1 but also the odds arent good.Last edited by Mormon Red Death; 09-08-2011, 08:49 AM."Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam CarollaComment
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