The 2020 Presidential Election Primary Thread

[frank ryan]

Yeah. He never set foot in Minnesota or Massachusetts either.

Utah Dems, sigh.

Looks like Utah will be Biden's worst state.

Why the hell is Tulsi Gabbard still running? She keeps making appearances on Fox News.

[UVACoug]

Yeah. He never set foot in Minnesota or Massachusetts either.

Utah Dems, sigh.

And they wonder why they never win anything in the state?

[myboynoah]

I don't think Biden spent many resources here for whatever reason.

Yeah. He never set foot in Minnesota or Massachusetts either.

Utah Dems, sigh.

[frank ryan]

I’ve been pestered with text messages from the various campaigns, all expect Biden. It’ll be interesting to see how he does in Utah.

What the hell, Utah?

I don't think Biden spent many resources here for whatever reason.

[frank ryan]

Trump is just as old and doddery as Biden ever thought about being. At least Biden knows when he's said something wrong.

Trump seems to have moments each day where he slurs his words and rambles off genuine nonsense words.

[myboynoah]

What the hell, Utah?

[Jeff Lebowski]

He’s also objectively not dumb AF. Trump out here trying to figure out how to solve the COVID-19 pandemic by saying things he thinks the world’s scientific community hasn’t thought of yet. “Maybe with like a really solid flu vaccine, that wouldn’t have any effect at all on the corona...?” Everybody: ‘NO!’

Yes. Senile Biden still has twice as many functioning brain cells as Trump.

[Commando]

Trump is just as old and doddery as Biden ever thought about being. At least Biden knows when he's said something wrong.

He’s also objectively not dumb AF. Trump out here trying to figure out how to solve the COVID-19 pandemic by saying things he thinks the world’s scientific community hasn’t thought of yet. “Maybe with like a really solid flu vaccine, that wouldn’t have any effect at all on the corona...?” Everybody: ‘NO!’

[myboynoah]

Mitt is smiling for sure.

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[wuapinmon]

The South is saving us from the abyss. Can't believe I'm saying that.

[wuapinmon]

The last two years of a Biden presidency would resemble Ezra Taft Benson's time as president of the church in the 90s.

Trump is just as old and doddery as Biden ever thought about being. At least Biden knows when he's said something wrong.

[myboynoah]

lol

Mitt gives thanks every night that Ronna changed her name.

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[Color Me Badd Fan]

The last two years of a Biden presidency would resemble Ezra Taft Benson's time as president of the church in the 90s.

[UVACoug]

PAC for president!

I’d be on board for that.

[Uncle Ted]

Let me get this straight... It is down to the crazy socialist with the bad heart, the short billionaire white guy (exactly type of guy that dems say they hate), and this guy who is most likely to forget his own name any day now: