General Petreaus

[UteStar]

It's not the man's fault. Women prey after rich and powerful men like ants on a cheese puff. In all honesty, the only reason a good reason I've never cheated on my wife is not because of a powerful shield of righteousness around me, it's because no woman has ever looked at me and thought "oh... now he's desirable." How's that for honesty.

Man, that is the exact opposite of my experience. Women can't stop chasing after me, but I am a complete rock. I laugh in their face and let them know that my heart is locked and they can look and admire but they can't touch.

[Katy Lied]

Fellatio you would have oddly rejected.

I must have been sick this day on CUF.

[YOhio]

Man, that is the exact opposite of my experience. Women can't stop chasing after me, but I am a complete rock. I laugh in their face and let them know that my heart is locked and they can look and admire but they can't touch.

I don't believe this to be the case.

[Indy Coug]

I must have been sick this day on CUF.

I think there is some confusion. I only recall some discussion about inflated pistachio ratios.

[FN Phat]

I must have been sick this day on CUF.

Count your lucky stars!

[Soccermom]

The thing that baffles me: when the media reports that there were 20K-30K emails exchanged between Gen. Allen and Mrs. Kelly. Do they really mean 20-30K personal emails just between those two? That seems outrageously high. I opened my gmail account 5 years ago. I rarely delete emails, as I am horrible about it, other than spam emails. And I have 10,372 emails in my inbox and it says I have sent about 2000 total emails to numerous people. IN 5 YEARS!

[byu71]

The thing that baffles me: when the media reports that there were 20K-30K emails exchanged between Gen. Allen and Mrs. Kelly. Do they really mean 20-30K personal emails just between those two? That seems outrageously high. I opened my gmail account 5 years ago. I rarely delete emails, as I am horrible about it, other than spam emails. And I have 10,372 emails in my inbox and it says I have sent about 2000 total emails to numerous people. IN 5 YEARS!

I have 14,000 posts on here in 4 years. Most involve the love triangle I am involved in with PAC and napper.

[YOhio]

The thing that baffles me: when the media reports that there were 20K-30K emails exchanged between Gen. Allen and Mrs. Kelly. Do they really mean 20-30K personal emails just between those two? That seems outrageously high. I opened my gmail account 5 years ago. I rarely delete emails, as I am horrible about it, other than spam emails. And I have 10,372 emails in my inbox and it says I have sent about 2000 total emails to numerous people. IN 5 YEARS!

That's just what the liberal lamestream media wants you to believe.

[kccougar]

The thing that baffles me: when the media reports that there were 20K-30K emails exchanged between Gen. Allen and Mrs. Kelly. Do they really mean 20-30K personal emails just between those two? That seems outrageously high. I opened my gmail account 5 years ago. I rarely delete emails, as I am horrible about it, other than spam emails. And I have 10,372 emails in my inbox and it says I have sent about 2000 total emails to numerous people. IN 5 YEARS!

The way I read it was that the FBI printed 20-30k pages of documents containing email correspondence between the two. This correspondence likely included other emails also and it was noted that each email in a long chain of responses would have generated pages and pages of documents.

[Soccermom]

The way I read it was that the FBI printed 20-30k pages of documents containing email correspondence between the two. This correspondence likely included other emails also and it was noted that each email in a long chain of responses would have generated pages and pages of documents.

OK, that makes more sense. But I read an article this morning that was worded such as to imply that 20-30K emails were exchanged just between those two. Should have known better than to believe anything from the media these days. True journalism died long ago.

[clackamascoug]

Actually, that's a miserable reason for never having cheated on your wife. "Honey, nobody but you ever wanted to do it with me!" Intercourse, not fellatio of course. Fellatio you would have oddly rejected.

Some of the funniest stuff I've ever written, I just erased.

I agree with the miserable sentiment. Oddly enough, the LDS life path of byu/mission/byu/marriage has led me to the point at the age of 53 of not being able refute the "nobody" claim as I've only ever put on the missionary badge and mailed in my weekly report with one woman. I guess I'll have to wait to see on the other side if I was a do goodie sucker, or a honorable man.

[snowcat]

Some of the funniest stuff I've ever written, I just erased.

I agree with the miserable sentiment. Oddly enough, the LDS life path of byu/mission/byu/marriage has led me to the point at the age of 53 of not being able refute the "nobody" claim as I've only ever put on the missionary badge and mailed in my weekly report with one woman. I guess I'll have to wait to see on the other side if I was a do goodie sucker, or a honorable man.

Sucker or not, you are definately honorable.

[myboynoah]

Remember the good old days when the Russians took down an LDS FBI counterintelligence agent and our Marine secrutiy team at the embassy in Moscow with young, alluring long-legged beauties? How many other low-level bureaucrats fell under their spells?

LOL, such small potatoes. They should have been enticing our top generals with a group of adoring, middle-aged women groupies.

[YOhio]

Remember the good old days when the Russians took down an LDS FBI counterintelligence agent and our Marine secrutiy team at the embassy in Moscow with young, alluring long-legged beauties? How many other low-level bureaucrats fell under their spells?

LOL, such small potatoes. They should have been enticing our top generals with a group of adoring, middle-aged women groupies.

I don't remember those days. I'd like to hear the story.

[il Padrino Ute]

I don't remember those days. I'd like to hear the story.

He's actually talking about the BYU/UTEP game of '85.