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  • Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
    I assume you want all the women to have fake breasts?
    Only if he's their attorney.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    • Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
      I assume you want all the women to have fake breasts?
      On the contrary. They should be polite but not obsequious. The object should not be to avoid excommunication. Non-violent passive resistance.
      When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

      --Jonathan Swift

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      • Originally posted by imanihonjin View Post
        LDS leaders killed Kate Kelly!?!
        I can confirm that as of 15 minutes ago, she was very alive.
        "You know, I was looking at your shirt and your scarf and I was thinking that if you had leaned over, I could have seen everything." ~Trial Ad Judge

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        • Originally posted by Mrs. Funk View Post
          I can confirm that as of 15 minutes ago, she was very alive.
          [emoji122]
          Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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          • Originally posted by Mrs. Funk View Post
            I can confirm that as of 15 minutes ago, she was very alive.
            Humblebrag!
            Get confident, stupid
            -landpoke

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            • Originally posted by ERCougar View Post
              Right. Nothing to see here, news outlets. Except for how remarkably tolerant we are, maybe!

              (psst...it's more than two...)
              Not according to the NY Times. Biggest wave since 1993.
              Have we been commanded not to call a prophet an insular racist? Link?

              - Cali Coug

              I always wanted to wear a tiara.
              We need to be careful going back to the bible for guidance.

              - Jeff Lebowski

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              • 1993: 6 exed
                2014: 2 exed
                average # of exes each year: 10K to 20K

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                • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                  Humblebrag!
                  Nothing humble about it!
                  I'm like LeBron James.
                  -mpfunk

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                  • Originally posted by Applejack View Post
                    One of the early NYTimes articles about the Kelly Affair stated that the LDS church ex-communicates "approximately" 2,000 people annually. It's hard to gauge how they came up with that number, but if it's in the ball park then there are certainly a lot of inactive ex-communications happening. Unless there are a lot of under the radar ex-ings of active mormons going on.
                    I think you missed a '0'...

                    http://www.cougarstadium.com/showthr...=1#post1105383
                    "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                    "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                    "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                      1993: 6 exed
                      2014: 2 exed
                      average # of exes each year: 10K to 20K
                      Number of people exed by Jesus: 0
                      Number of people forgiven by Jesus: everyone

                      Moral authority that the LDS Church has after the way they have treated blacks, gays, and others who would classify as the "least of these" -- None.
                      That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

                      http://twitter.com/SoonerCoug

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                      • Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
                        Number of people exed by Jesus: 0
                        Number of people forgiven by Jesus: everyone

                        Moral authority that the LDS Church has after the way they have treated blacks, gays, and others who would classify as the "least of these" -- None.
                        you dont even try to make sense anymore.

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                        • Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                          It will be interesting to see the reaction in the coming months and years. Will apostasy and agitation for reform increase as it did throughout the Soviet Union after the crackdown in Hungary, or will this crackdown crush the uprising like happened after the Tiananmen Square protests?
                          I'm not one to call others crass, but this just doesn't strike me as funny at all.
                          "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                          • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                            Some outside these and other faiths like the Catholic Church that practice church discipline seem surprised by it, but church discipline in Christianity has existed since Jesus Christ described it in the New Testament (Matt 18:16-17); Peter corrected Simon for offering to pay for the gift of the Holy Ghost (Acts 8:9-24) and Paul discussed it in his letters to far-flung church members. (1 Timothy 1, 1 Corinthians 5:1-8, 11)
                            In 1536, John Calvin described what he called ecclesiastical discipline as a remedy "which Christ enjoins, and the pious have always had in use."
                            LOL.

                            The only thing that article is missing is some kind of historical testimonial. Something like, "I loved my church discipline. Greatest thing that ever happened to me."

                            -- [Signed] Joan of Arc, Galileo, Jan Hus.

                            Maybe we should dust off the Malleus Maleficarum & get the Inquisition going again.
                            "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
                            -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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                            • Originally posted by Commando View Post
                              I'm not one to call others crass, but this just doesn't strike me as funny at all.
                              It wasn't intended to be funny. It's how I see it.
                              When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                              --Jonathan Swift

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                              • If the OW want to keep themselves positioned as women working from within the framework of the gospel they are going to need to start distancing themselves from Kate Kelly pretty quickly. I don't think she's stable enough to maintain the front.
                                "It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV

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