Classic ProgMo Stereotypes

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  • RC Vikings
    Known Heterosexual
    • Nov 2008
    • 8788
    #46
    30. Never wear a white shirt to church.

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      • YOhio
        Hipster Mode
        • Nov 2008
        • 26165
        #47
        31. Overcompensates for being a hyper-obedient missionary.

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          • HuskyFreeNorthwest
            Time to camp
            • Nov 2008
            • 26082
            #48
            Originally posted by The_Tick View Post
            Damn...this is getting worse people. CUT IT OUT.

            I am at about 2/3 now.

            And Cowboy...alcohol doesn't interest me in the least. Smells bad and is too expensive.
            Natty Ice/Light is cheap.
            Get confident, stupid
            -landpoke

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              • DrumNFeather
                Invisible Swordsman
                • Nov 2008
                • 8854
                #49
                32. Own the Book of Mormon musical soundtrack, and refer to the play as a "refreshingly honest look at Mormonism."
                Last edited by DrumNFeather; 04-30-2014, 06:17 AM.
                "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                  • Bo Diddley
                    Senior
                    • Jul 2012
                    • 18743
                    #50
                    Originally posted by venkman View Post
                    26. Refer to yourself as a Mo
                    27. Live in Sugarhouse
                    I always cringe at this. In the Big House a Mo is a child molester.

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                      • TripletDaddy
                        sweet triple
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 58186
                        #51
                        Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                        8. Never, under any circumstances, attend Tithing Settlement.
                        9. Say no to callings on occasion if for no other reason than just to reinforce what a bad ass you are.
                        lol this reminds me didn't you once claim that attending tithing settlement took you about 10 minutes?

                        we need a thread to keep track of all the lies SMR shares with us
                        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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                          • Green Monstah
                            Royal Rooter
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 13929
                            #52
                            33. Religiously compares the number of mentions of Joseph Smith vs. Jesus in testimony meeting ("in the name of Jesus Christ, amen." excluded).
                            Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                            "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                              • Walter Sobchak
                                Adventurer
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 3815
                                #53
                                34. Has a beard.

                                beard2-e1398723503374.jpg
                                You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
                                Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

                                Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
                                You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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                                  • Dwight Schr-ute
                                    Members Only
                                    • May 2011
                                    • 4917
                                    #54
                                    35. Wears bow ties
                                    36. Frequents the "What I learned in Church" thread.
                                    I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                                      • smokymountainrain
                                        Impressive Member
                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 22593
                                        #55
                                        37. Attend Stake Conference?
                                        I'm like LeBron James.
                                        -mpfunk

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                                          • Dwight Schr-ute
                                            Members Only
                                            • May 2011
                                            • 4917
                                            #56
                                            38. Is podcast-curious.
                                            I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                                              • pellegrino
                                                miserere me
                                                • Jan 2009
                                                • 12100
                                                #57
                                                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                                I have a feeling this thread will be every bit as entertaining. I'll get us started.

                                                1. Listen to LDS-themed podcasts.
                                                2. Pay your tithing by donating to a charity of your choice. Then lie to your bishop in a recommend interview.
                                                3. Every time something that is even remotely related to church finances comes up, start a rant about the City Creek Mall.

                                                Fire away.
                                                so much for that feeling.
                                                Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                                                God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                                                Alessandro Manzoni

                                                Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                                                pelagius

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                                                  • MarkGrace
                                                    Grooveshark dick tease
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 31546
                                                    #58
                                                    This is my ProgMo tally:

                                                    7. But not out of any sort of principle or anything. I don't even know what Friends of Scouting is.
                                                    8. Haven't attended tithing settlement in a few years.
                                                    17a. Goes without saying.
                                                    26. Thought everyone did this.
                                                    30. I also never wear a tie.
                                                    37. Definitely look at this as a day off.
                                                    So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                                                      • Eddie
                                                        Senior Member
                                                        • Apr 2009
                                                        • 8098
                                                        #59
                                                        Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                                                        35. Wears bow ties.
                                                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pceXYElEXuU

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                                                          • TripletDaddy
                                                            sweet triple
                                                            • Nov 2008
                                                            • 58186
                                                            #60
                                                            Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                                                            This is my ProgMo tally:

                                                            7. But not out of any sort of principle or anything. I don't even know what Friends of Scouting is.
                                                            8. Haven't attended tithing settlement in a few years.
                                                            17a. Goes without saying.
                                                            26. Thought everyone did this.
                                                            30. I also never wear a tie.
                                                            37. Definitely look at this as a day off.
                                                            lame. nobody wants to go back through and cross check your answers with the original statements. quit being so lazy and post completely
                                                            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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