Classic ProgMo Stereotypes

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  • Jeff Lebowski
    Corporate lackey for Jesus
    • Nov 2008
    • 69530
    #1

    Classic ProgMo Stereotypes

    I have a feeling this thread will be every bit as entertaining. I'll get us started.

    1. Listen to LDS-themed podcasts.
    2. Pay your tithing by donating to a charity of your choice. Then lie to your bishop in a recommend interview.
    3. Every time something that is even remotely related to church finances comes up, start a rant about the City Creek Mall.

    Fire away.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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    • Pheidippides
      Liberal Feminazi
      • Nov 2008
      • 14759
      #2
      4. Start Internet threads about exmo stereotypes.
      Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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        • Idon'tgnawonmywife
          Senior Member
          • Oct 2012
          • 144
          #3
          5. something something silver-tongued shysters?

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            • Northwestcoug
              Cocked and Loaded
              • May 2011
              • 17946
              #4
              5. Ronald Poelman, Dieter Uchdorf, and Marlin Jensen are their patron saints.
              "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
              "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
              - SeattleUte

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                • Blueintheface
                  Senior Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 15382
                  #5
                  7. Don't donate anything to Friends of Scouting.
                  "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                  "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                    • smokymountainrain
                      Impressive Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 22593
                      #6
                      8. Never, under any circumstances, attend Tithing Settlement.
                      9. Say no to callings on occasion if for no other reason than just to reinforce what a bad ass you are.
                      I'm like LeBron James.
                      -mpfunk

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                        • Applejack
                          Senior Member
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 3812
                          #7
                          10. Are "enlightened."

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                            • Blueintheface
                              Senior Member
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 15382
                              #8
                              11. Our shit don't stink.
                              "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                              "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                                • Blueintheface
                                  Senior Member
                                  • Sep 2009
                                  • 15382
                                  #9
                                  12. When asked to head up a service project require it be done in conjunction with people of other faiths.
                                  "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                                  "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                                    • SCcoug
                                      Senior Member
                                      • Nov 2008
                                      • 7625
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                                      5. Hugh B Brown, Ronald Poelman, Dieter Uchdorf, and Marlin Jensen are their patron saints.
                                      fify

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                                        • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                                          Time to camp
                                          • Nov 2008
                                          • 26082
                                          #11
                                          13. Get really involved in discussions condemning crazy LDS people.
                                          Get confident, stupid
                                          -landpoke

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                                            • Topper
                                              Pre-Historic Man
                                              • Nov 2011
                                              • 11764
                                              #12
                                              14. Condemn non-scientists, non-engineers.
                                              "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                                              Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                                                • cougjunkie
                                                  *Banned*
                                                  • Nov 2008
                                                  • 23223
                                                  #13
                                                  15. Skip Sunday school and priesthood.
                                                  *Banned*

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                                                    • Sullyute
                                                      a day late/a dollar short
                                                      • Jul 2010
                                                      • 3308
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
                                                      7. Don't donate anything to Friends of Scouting.
                                                      That was funny!
                                                      "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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                                                        • Northwestcoug
                                                          Cocked and Loaded
                                                          • May 2011
                                                          • 17946
                                                          #15
                                                          15. Having multiple internet levels of (dis)belief, depending on the board you post on.
                                                          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                                                          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                                                          - SeattleUte

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