16. Take the bit about "mild drinks made from barley" at face value. And maybe once or twice a year stronger drinks made from grains too.
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I need a clarification on this. What if they pay their tithing to a LDS charity of their choice (like BYU)and then tells the Bishop, straight up, that he considers that his tithing is paid in full and is just cutting out the middle man?Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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17. A past prophet was once wrong about X (little green men on the moon, priesthood ban, etc.,) ergo the current prophet is wrong about Y (pick a pet issue, usually gay marriage or women and priesthood.)sigpic
"Outlined against a blue, gray
October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
Grantland Rice, 1924Comment
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17a. BKP is simply always wrong.Originally posted by cowboy View PostI'm like LeBron James.
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18. Buzzed on green teaYou're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski
Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph HearstComment
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19. Be "sensitive" to the gay agenda.Comment
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Shit.
I am a ProgMo.
I have hit on about half of these already.Comment
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20. If Poelman, Uchtdorf and Jensen are patron saints (see, #5), then Joanna Brooks, Terryl Givens and Richard Bushman are the Godhead.I'm like LeBron James.
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Always look at the silver lining: Beer goes really well with barbecue.Originally posted by The_Tick View Postsigpic
"Outlined against a blue, gray
October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
Grantland Rice, 1924Comment
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21. Proudly display an "Everyday is Earth Day" bumper sticker on their Subaru Crosstrek."Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault
"Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick FavorsComment
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lol. That doesn't make a lick of sense. You might want to just sit back and watch.Originally posted by Topper View Post"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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This actually comes from the "technical and scientific professional's handbook", not so much the ProgMo playbook. Handbook 2, if I recall correctly.Originally posted by Topper View Post
Maybe there is a correlation between ProgMos and engineers/scientists, but I don't know.Comment
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22. You have no problem fibbing, and saying you believe TSM is a prophet and the only person on earth with the keys to God's church, but you have far too much integrity to lie about paying tithing. Therefore, because you refuse to pay tithing to an organization that spends its money on real estate development, you will be forced by a bunch of greedy octogenarians to miss your brother/sister/cousin's wedding.sigpic
"Outlined against a blue, gray
October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
Grantland Rice, 1924Comment
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"Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault
"Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick FavorsComment
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23. Abstain on all sustainings."Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault
"Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick FavorsComment
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