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  • old_gregg
    scaly man fish
    • Nov 2009
    • 16915

    #4246
    Originally posted by Commando View Post
    That's what I thought until I had 'Guatemalan snapper' that was caught by some member guy who was a big boat fisherman in Champerico. OMG this fish sat on the table like a thanksgiving turkey and was some of the best fish I'd had in my life. The comparison was even more stark next to the lean, bony river fish that usually frequented my afternoon caldos.
    my buddy had some guatemalan snapper and just showed up back in slc one night like eight months before he was supposed to be home.
    Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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    • clackamascoug
      Banned
      • Dec 2009
      • 9709

      #4247
      Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
      my buddy had some guatemalan snapper and just showed up back in slc one night like eight months before he was supposed to be home.
      Are you work shopping that one for later use?

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      • wapiti
        Junior Member
        • Apr 2012
        • 2064

        #4248
        Originally posted by Eddie View Post
        Not once did I ever have any seafood in Guatemala that I'd want to have again. And I was even on the coast for a few months.
        There was nothing about Guatemalan ceviche that was remotely appetizing. Guaranteed BU.

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        • Donuthole
          Official Outgayer
          • Nov 2008
          • 25212

          #4249
          Originally posted by wapiti View Post
          There was nothing about Guatemalan ceviche that was remotely appetizing. Guaranteed BU.
          My first week in Guatemala, I watched a kid catch a fish from a garbage river. Literally a black river complete with islands of trash, deltas foaming with drain water suds from sinks and toilets of the shacks in a shanty town built on the side of a hill. He caught the fish, beat it dead with a stick, and headed home to cook it for dinner. Right then and there I swore I would never eat any fish or “sea”food for the next two years. And I didn’t.
          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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          • wapiti
            Junior Member
            • Apr 2012
            • 2064

            #4250
            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            My first week in Guatemala, I watched a kid catch a fish from a garbage river. Literally a black river complete with islands of trash, deltas foaming with drain water suds from sinks and toilets of the shacks in a shanty town built on the side of a hill. He caught the fish, beat it dead with a stick, and headed home to cook it for dinner. Right then and there I swore I would never eat any fish or “sea”food for the next two years. And I didn’t.
            I'm shocked there was something living in one of those rivers. Those were amazing bodies of water. During the rainy season they run clean and beautiful (except for the raw sewage that pours in from every house). When dry season comes they begin to fill with trash. Two months in you can't see water anymore and it looks like a US landfill, just mountains of trash. Then the rainy season starts and it all washes away . . .

            And we think banning plastic straws in the US is going to help the Pacific Ocean's plastic problem.

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            • clackamascoug
              Banned
              • Dec 2009
              • 9709

              #4251
              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
              My first week in Guatemala, I watched a kid catch a fish from a garbage river. Literally a black river complete with islands of trash, deltas foaming with drain water suds from sinks and toilets of the shacks in a shanty town built on the side of a hill. He caught the fish, beat it dead with a stick, and headed home to cook it for dinner. Right then and there I swore I would never eat any fish or “sea”food for the next two years. And I didn’t.
              I was served brown beans and opossum at a dinner appointment one night. Because I was a servant of The Lord and knew I was there to become one with the Oklahoma natives - I asked for Tabasco Sauce and got her done. It was hard.

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              • Donuthole
                Official Outgayer
                • Nov 2008
                • 25212

                #4252
                Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                I was served brown beans and opossum at a dinner appointment one night. Because I was a servant of The Lord and knew I was there to become one with the Oklahoma natives - I asked for Tabasco Sauce and got her done. It was hard.
                Believe me, I ate plenty of weird stuff. I just never ate fish.
                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                • Eddie
                  Senior Member
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 8098

                  #4253
                  Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                  I was served brown beans and opossum at a dinner appointment one night. Because I was a servant of The Lord and knew I was there to become one with the Oklahoma natives - I asked for Tabasco Sauce and got her done. It was hard.
                  Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                  Believe me, I ate plenty of weird stuff. I just never ate fish.
                  Yeah - I'm not sure where brown beans and opossum falls along the continuum of black beans and any variety of pickled pigs feet (my first fast Sunday in country), intestine, stomach, scrambled pig brains, chicken feet, cow tongue, or liver. But I'm thinking it couldn't have been worse than most of those things. No need for Tabasco sauce (not that they had any) just toss a chiletepin in your mouth with whatever you're eating and you won't taste it anyway.

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                  • Pelado
                    Bald not naked
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 21060

                    #4254
                    All of a sudden, I'm feeling very fortunate to spend my mission trip in Argentina. Weirdest thing I remember being served was cow stomach, and that was just once.
                    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                    - Goatnapper'96

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                    • Jeff Lebowski
                      Corporate lackey for Jesus
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 69388

                      #4255
                      I ate a lot of seafood in Japan. But overall the Japanese are more careful with food cleanliness than americans.
                      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                      • Northwestcoug
                        Cocked and Loaded
                        • May 2011
                        • 17876

                        #4256
                        Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                        All of a sudden, I'm feeling very fortunate to spend my mission trip in Argentina. Weirdest thing I remember being served was cow stomach, and that was just once.
                        Me too. Blood sausage once. Those were funky, but the grossest thing to me (at the time) was some chicken that still had feather shafts sticking out of the skin. I gulped it down and tried not to think of it.
                        "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                        "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                        - SeattleUte

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                        • Commando
                          Explosivo
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 20748

                          #4257
                          Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                          my buddy had some guatemalan snapper and just showed up back in slc one night like eight months before he was supposed to be home.
                          I thought I teed that one up ok.
                          "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                          • LVAllen
                            Senior Member
                            • Oct 2013
                            • 3211

                            #4258
                            Of course its Ammon Bundy:

                            Anti-government protester Ammon Bundy says he has a "right to choose to wear a mask or not" during a pandemic, despite district policy, CDC guidelines.

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                            • Commando
                              Explosivo
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 20748

                              #4259
                              Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
                              Sometimes it's just more important to be an asshole and make the news than follow easy safety rules and allow your son to be happy playing football...
                              "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                              • Katy Lied
                                Senior Member
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 9435

                                #4260
                                Not that he's not an absolute jackass, but I thought that he offered to sit in his car in the parking lot to watch the game. That seems pretty safe. I'm interested in hearing Grapevine's take on this story.

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