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My first week in Guatemala, I watched a kid catch a fish from a garbage river. Literally a black river complete with islands of trash, deltas foaming with drain water suds from sinks and toilets of the shacks in a shanty town built on the side of a hill. He caught the fish, beat it dead with a stick, and headed home to cook it for dinner. Right then and there I swore I would never eat any fish or “sea”food for the next two years. And I didn’t.Originally posted by wapiti View PostThere was nothing about Guatemalan ceviche that was remotely appetizing. Guaranteed BU.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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I'm shocked there was something living in one of those rivers. Those were amazing bodies of water. During the rainy season they run clean and beautiful (except for the raw sewage that pours in from every house). When dry season comes they begin to fill with trash. Two months in you can't see water anymore and it looks like a US landfill, just mountains of trash. Then the rainy season starts and it all washes away . . .Originally posted by Donuthole View PostMy first week in Guatemala, I watched a kid catch a fish from a garbage river. Literally a black river complete with islands of trash, deltas foaming with drain water suds from sinks and toilets of the shacks in a shanty town built on the side of a hill. He caught the fish, beat it dead with a stick, and headed home to cook it for dinner. Right then and there I swore I would never eat any fish or “sea”food for the next two years. And I didn’t.
And we think banning plastic straws in the US is going to help the Pacific Ocean's plastic problem.
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I was served brown beans and opossum at a dinner appointment one night. Because I was a servant of The Lord and knew I was there to become one with the Oklahoma natives - I asked for Tabasco Sauce and got her done. It was hard.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostMy first week in Guatemala, I watched a kid catch a fish from a garbage river. Literally a black river complete with islands of trash, deltas foaming with drain water suds from sinks and toilets of the shacks in a shanty town built on the side of a hill. He caught the fish, beat it dead with a stick, and headed home to cook it for dinner. Right then and there I swore I would never eat any fish or “sea”food for the next two years. And I didn’t.
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Believe me, I ate plenty of weird stuff. I just never ate fish.Originally posted by clackamascoug View PostI was served brown beans and opossum at a dinner appointment one night. Because I was a servant of The Lord and knew I was there to become one with the Oklahoma natives - I asked for Tabasco Sauce and got her done. It was hard.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Originally posted by clackamascoug View PostI was served brown beans and opossum at a dinner appointment one night. Because I was a servant of The Lord and knew I was there to become one with the Oklahoma natives - I asked for Tabasco Sauce and got her done. It was hard.Yeah - I'm not sure where brown beans and opossum falls along the continuum of black beans and any variety of pickled pigs feet (my first fast Sunday in country), intestine, stomach, scrambled pig brains, chicken feet, cow tongue, or liver. But I'm thinking it couldn't have been worse than most of those things. No need for Tabasco sauce (not that they had any) just toss a chiletepin in your mouth with whatever you're eating and you won't taste it anyway.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostBelieve me, I ate plenty of weird stuff. I just never ate fish.
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All of a sudden, I'm feeling very fortunate to spend my mission trip in Argentina. Weirdest thing I remember being served was cow stomach, and that was just once."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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I ate a lot of seafood in Japan. But overall the Japanese are more careful with food cleanliness than americans."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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Me too. Blood sausage once. Those were funky, but the grossest thing to me (at the time) was some chicken that still had feather shafts sticking out of the skin. I gulped it down and tried not to think of it.Originally posted by Pelado View PostAll of a sudden, I'm feeling very fortunate to spend my mission trip in Argentina. Weirdest thing I remember being served was cow stomach, and that was just once."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
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I thought I teed that one up ok.Originally posted by old_gregg View Postmy buddy had some guatemalan snapper and just showed up back in slc one night like eight months before he was supposed to be home.
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Sometimes it's just more important to be an asshole and make the news than follow easy safety rules and allow your son to be happy playing football...Originally posted by LVAllen View Post"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"
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