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  • Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
    Everyone is important to the work and the glory of the Lord, from a Sunday School teacher all the way up to the President of the Church of Jesus of Christ of Latter-day Saints. I think that we could call everyone engaged in the Lord's work a high church official.
    My stake president of find of telling people that Good doesn't care that he's a stake president.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

    Dig your own grave, and save!

    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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    • Originally posted by falafel View Post
      My stake president of find of telling people that Good doesn't care that he's a stake president.
      He's one step away from a closer truth - God doesn't care about him at all.

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      • Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
        He's one step away from a closer truth - God doesn't care about him at all.
        Clack, that is a little nihilistic . You may be in need of another letter to elder Bednar.
        "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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        • Originally posted by Sullyute View Post
          Clack, that is a little nihilistic . You may be in need of another letter to elder Bednar.
          Nihilism is the default mode of a multi-verse reality. When everything that can happen - happens - nothing matters - because everything needs to happen and is accounted for in the long play of our "becoming like God" learning. Such is the price of omnipotence. God doesn't actually care, because caring is a useless emotion because when we all signed off on the addendum's of our "going to earth contract" in the preexistence, we signed off on God caring about us till we get back. God doesn't care, but He does love us - like His Son - enough to sacrifice us - like His Son - so that we can churn and grind our way through the meat grinder of a multi-verse universe and come out celestial hamburger patties on the other end. A billion plus homogenized earthly experiences, all ground up and packaged into a new data set - which has a new name on the other side.

          Caring is a useless emotion the weak use to manipulate a desired outcome. Caring means you don't understand God's love for you. God does not literally care what kind of a day you are having in this dimension, because in another dimension you're having a great day. He can't afford to care about one dimension and not the other - so He chooses to care about neither. He doesn't have the time, because time quit existing for Him 2000 years ago, and it all evens out in the end. It's just the way it is.... why should He worry about what kind of day I'm having.

          I'm down tonight - but not out. I'll be better tomorrow.
          Last edited by clackamascoug; 08-25-2019, 07:43 AM.

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          • Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
            Nihilism is the default mode of a multi-verse reality. When everything that can happen - happens - nothing matters - because everything needs to happen and is accounted for in the long play of our "becoming like God" learning. Such is the price of omnipotence. God doesn't actually care, because caring is a useless emotion because when we all signed off on the addendum's of our "going to earth contract" in the preexistence, we signed off on God caring about us till we get back. God doesn't care, but He does love us - like His Son - enough to sacrifice us - like His Son - so that we can churn and grind our way through the meat grinder of a multi-verse universe and come out celestial hamburger patties on the other end. A billion plus homogenized earthly experiences, all ground up and packaged into a new data set - which has a new name on the other side.

            Caring us a useless emotion the weak use to manipulate a desired outcome. Caring means you don't understand God's love for you. God does not literally care what kind of a day you are having in this dimension, because in another dimension you're having a great day. He can't afford to care about one dimension and not the other - so He chooses to care about neither. He doesn't have the time, because time quit existing for Him 2000 years ago, and it all evens out in the end. It's just the way it is.... why should He worry about what kind of day I'm having.

            I'm down tonight - but not out. I'll be better tomorrow.
            I care about you, clack, even if you perceive that God doesn't.
            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
            - Goatnapper'96

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            • The only nihilist I care about is Karl Hungus.
              "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
              -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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              • Originally posted by Solon View Post
                The only nihilist I care about is Karl Hungus.
                For me it is the dudes in Autobahn. They peed on my rug.
                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                  For me it is the dudes in Autobahn. They peed on my rug.
                  Urine can rally tie a room together.

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                  • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                    For me it is the dudes in Autobahn. They peed on my rug.
                    "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
                    -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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                    • It sounded better last night. I wonder where I'll go tonight.

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                      • Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
                        I really should never read the newspaper comment section.
                        That's a lot of hate disguised as self-righteousness.
                        If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

                        "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

                        "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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                          Last edited by MartyFunkhouser; 10-09-2019, 12:10 PM.
                          As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                          --Kendrick Lamar

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                          • Members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in the News

                            Bishop and drivers education instructor problems with stopping short. https://fox13now.com/2019/09/05/oreg...g-20-students/


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                            Last edited by Dwight Schr-ute; 09-06-2019, 12:28 AM.
                            I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                            • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                              Bishop and drivers education instructor problems with stopping short. https://fox13now.com/2019/09/05/oreg...g-20-students/


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                              • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                                Bishop and drivers education instructor problems with stopping short. https://fox13now.com/2019/09/05/oreg...g-20-students/


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                                I'm telling you, there is something seriously wrong with a lot of the LDS dudes in Portland. I only served in four areas, and I know three dudes from church who are currently in prison for this type of garbage (one got baptized right before I came in the area; the other I helped to reactivate and baptized his stepkids; the other was a creepy MFer in the ward who entered a plea bargain and is now ticked that thirty years with no eligiblity for parole until year 20 really means he has to be in prison for 20 years and is claiming ineffective assistance of counsel).
                                Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                                "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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