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  • Stolen from FB:

    “God has given us a revelation in regard to marriage. I did not make it. He has told us certain things pertaining to this matter, and they would like us to tone that principle down and change it and make it applicable to the views of the day. This we cannot do; nor can we interfere with any of the commands of God to meet the persuasions or behests of men. I cannot do it, and will not do it.”

    D̶a̶l̶l̶i̶n̶ ̶H̶ ̶O̶a̶k̶s̶,̶ ̶G̶e̶n̶e̶r̶a̶l̶ ̶C̶o̶n̶f̶e̶r̶e̶n̶c̶e̶,̶ ̶S̶u̶n̶d̶a̶y̶ ̶O̶c̶t̶o̶b̶e̶r̶ ̶6̶,̶ ̶2̶0̶1̶3̶ OOPS, I mean John Taylor - Journal of Discourses, Vol. 25, pp. 309-310
    Last edited by Jeff Lebowski; 10-08-2013, 10:44 AM.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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    • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
      Stolen from FB:
      Very clever.
      "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
      "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
      - SeattleUte

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      • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
        I don't eat leftovers.
        This.

        Although I will eat leftover Chinese as long as it's not over 3 days old.
        "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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        • Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
          It destroys "all existing doctrine" on the family if we were to treat a gay couple with adopted kids just like a straight couple with adopted kids. You're right. No way that could happen.
          ...
          What the hell difference does it make if a couple is different gender or same gender as far as coming to Church or getting married in the Temple? Not a whit.
          You are of course glossing over the fundamental difference: that a straight couple consists of a man and a woman. That--and the teachings on chastity and fidelity that go with it--is the foundational idea of a family in Mormon doctrine, not whether children are biological or adopted.

          Normalizing gay marriage and gay sexual relations would turn every teaching about the family on its head.

          Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
          That type of argument was obviously used with race issues and was unfounded. Societal attitudes change and the "doctrine" is then reinterpreted and reassessed. Elsewhere in society exclusionary attitudes toward gay people were common and fears were obviously totally unfounded. "How could we have a gay teacher? What would that mean for educating our kids?" Nonsense.
          Blacks getting the priesthood is the default citation of anyone who wants a church doctrine or policy changed, no matter how poor and/or nonsensical the comparison might be. It's the Godwin's law of Mormon Milquetoast.
          Have we been commanded not to call a prophet an insular racist? Link?

          - Cali Coug

          I always wanted to wear a tiara.
          We need to be careful going back to the bible for guidance.

          - Jeff Lebowski

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          • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            I don't eat leftovers.
            Originally posted by Moliere View Post
            This.

            Although I will eat leftover Chinese as long as it's not over 3 days old.
            So in other words, "Not this."

            I like leftovers from a good meal. As you point out, not all things keep equally. While I'm not opposed to good leftovers, I'm past the days of eating leftovers of things I don't like or that aren't/weren't good just so I can save a buck.
            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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            • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              I don't eat leftovers.
              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
              So in other words, "Not this."

              I like leftovers from a good meal. As you point out, not all things keep equally. While I'm not opposed to good leftovers, I'm past the days of eating leftovers of things I don't like or that aren't/weren't good just so I can save a buck.
              Call me mad, but there are some things that actually taste better the next day. My experience with certain kinds of Indian food has been that day two is often better than day one. There are other examples as well, but they don't come to mind immediately.
              Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost.
              --William Blake, via Shpongle

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              • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                Stolen from FB:
                Shame on Oaks for plagiarizing! That's pretty good but we know from Dieter's talk that JT could have simply made a mistake marrying all those women.

                Edit: And why was GQC worth more than Taylor?

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                Last edited by Uncle Ted; 10-08-2013, 11:08 AM.
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                "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • Originally posted by Harry Tic View Post
                  Call me mad, but there are some things that actually taste better the next day. My experience with certain kinds of Indian food has been that day two is often better than day one. There are other examples as well, but they don't come to mind immediately.
                  Some soups and lasagna fit in this category for me.

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                  • Originally posted by Harry Tic View Post
                    Call me mad, but there are some things that actually taste better the next day. My experience with certain kinds of Indian food has been that day two is often better than day one. There are other examples as well, but they don't come to mind immediately.
                    Very true. Foods with onion almost always taste better the next day. It seems like tomato-based meals (chili, lasagna, etc.) are often more flavorful as well.
                    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                    • Originally posted by Harry Tic View Post
                      Call me mad, but there are some things that actually taste better the next day. My experience with certain kinds of Indian food has been that day two is often better than day one. There are other examples as well, but they don't come to mind immediately.
                      Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
                      Some soups and lasagna fit in this category for me.
                      All right, all right. Some leftovers are good.

                      One of the reasons I don't eat leftovers is that I have teenagers and young adults living at home. All leftovers are cleaned out by the next day at lunchtime. Sometimes my daughter will bring home 8-10 people from HS for lunch and they eat everything in sight.
                      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                      • Here's a basic overview of some of the science behind leftovers.

                        http://www.forbes.com/sites/nadiaaru...taste-so-good/
                        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                        • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                          So in other words, "Not this."

                          I like leftovers from a good meal. As you point out, not all things keep equally. While I'm not opposed to good leftovers, I'm past the days of eating leftovers of things I don't like or that aren't/weren't good just so I can save a buck.
                          And it's not just how well various foods keep. It's also about how well they reheat. There are some foods that keep just fine, but microwaving them kills anything good about the dish.
                          Not that, sickos.

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                          • Originally posted by Harry Tic View Post
                            Call me mad, but there are some things that actually taste better the next day. My experience with certain kinds of Indian food has been that day two is often better than day one. There are other examples as well, but they don't come to mind immediately.
                            Food with wine. Beef stews, beouf bourguignon, coq au vin, etc.
                            So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                            • Originally posted by Tex View Post
                              You are of course glossing over the fundamental difference: that a straight couple consists of a man and a woman. That--and the teachings on chastity and fidelity that go with it--is the foundational idea of a family in Mormon doctrine, not whether children are biological or adopted.

                              Normalizing gay marriage and gay sexual relations would turn every teaching about the family on its head.



                              Blacks getting the priesthood is the default citation of anyone who wants a church doctrine or policy changed, no matter how poor and/or nonsensical the comparison might be. It's the Godwin's law of Mormon Milquetoast.
                              Leaving now to get some lunch. Wish me luck. not even sure what I will do. Someone stop me before i go to Arbys!
                              Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                              • Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                                Leaving now to get some lunch. Wish me luck. not even sure what I will do. Someone stop me before i go to Arbys!
                                Don't fret. Arby's now has brisket!

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                                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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