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  • SoonerCoug
    Joycelyn Elders Supporter
    • Nov 2008
    • 4680

    #1

    Coffee

    I drank coffee for the first time yesterday.

    Bitter. Nasty. Totally unimpressed.

    If any of you devout Mormon folks ever consider it in the future, think again.
    Last edited by SoonerCoug; 05-01-2013, 06:07 PM.
    That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

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  • ERCougar
    Junior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 10978

    #2
    You're doing it wrong.

    Coffee and a quiet hospital at 3 am are the only two pleasures of night shifts.
    At least the Big Ten went after a big-time addition in Nebraska; the Pac-10 wanted a game so badly, it added Utah
    -Berry Trammel, 12/3/10

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    • ewth8tr
      Reverend of Irreverence
      • Nov 2008
      • 2347

      #3
      Did you put any cream or sugar in it?

      Sent from my SGH-I777 using Tapatalk 2
      "I don't mind giving the church 10% of my earnings, but 50% of my weekend mornings? Not as long as DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket is around." - Daniel Tosh

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      • Coach McGuirk
        1
        • Nov 2008
        • 12109

        #4
        Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
        I drank coffee for the first time yesterday.

        Bitter. Nasty. Totally unimpressed.

        If any of your devout Mormon folks ever consider it in the future, think again.

        I love it and wish I could partake of it. Sounds like you had a nasty cup of coffee.

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        • ERCougar
          Junior Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 10978

          #5
          Originally posted by ewth8tr View Post
          Did you put any cream or sugar in it?

          Sent from my SGH-I777 using Tapatalk 2
          More importantly, was it good coffee? There is such a thing as really bad, bitter coffee, and that's typically the kind found in a pot cooking/burning in the nurse/physician lounge.
          At least the Big Ten went after a big-time addition in Nebraska; the Pac-10 wanted a game so badly, it added Utah
          -Berry Trammel, 12/3/10

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          • MarkGrace
            Grooveshark dick tease
            • Dec 2008
            • 31546

            #6
            Yum.
            So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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            • SoonerCoug
              Joycelyn Elders Supporter
              • Nov 2008
              • 4680

              #7
              A med student brought it to me yesterday morning. She bought it at Einstein Brothers bagels. She knew I was Mormon and wanted to tempt me. I was trying to overcome stereotypes.
              That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

              http://twitter.com/SoonerCoug

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              • SoonerCoug
                Joycelyn Elders Supporter
                • Nov 2008
                • 4680

                #8
                Originally posted by ewth8tr View Post
                Did you put any cream or sugar in it?

                Sent from my SGH-I777 using Tapatalk 2
                She put milk and sugar in it.
                That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

                http://twitter.com/SoonerCoug

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                • myboynoah
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 21719

                  #9
                  How timely.

                  I was tempted, and like an angel, you posted.
                  Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                  For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                  Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                  • Slim
                    Straight Out the Trailer
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 1007

                    #10
                    My first was an overnight shift in med school. It wasn't as tasty as I thought it would be based on how much I'd always loved the smell. I don't really care for it. Haven't had any in about a year. Rockstars are usually my go-to when I need caffeine.

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                    • pellegrino
                      miserere me
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 12100

                      #11
                      Looking forward to identical posts about other substances mentioned in the WoW.
                      Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                      God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                      Alessandro Manzoni

                      Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                      pelagius

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                      • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                        Time to camp
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 26082

                        #12
                        So she was attractive since her temptations worked?
                        Get confident, stupid
                        -landpoke

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                        • SoonerCoug
                          Joycelyn Elders Supporter
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 4680

                          #13
                          Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                          So she was attractive since her temptations worked?
                          Incredibly attractive.
                          That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

                          http://twitter.com/SoonerCoug

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                          • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                            Time to camp
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 26082

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
                            Incredibly attractive.
                            I hope she doesn't offer you heroin!
                            Get confident, stupid
                            -landpoke

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                            • smokymountainrain
                              Impressive Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 22593

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
                              I drank coffee for the first time yesterday.

                              Bitter. Nasty. Totally unimpressed.

                              If any of you devout Mormon folks ever consider it in the future, think again.
                              I wouldn't be surprised if you were the only person on this board who hadn't tried coffee before yesterday. I would agree with those who have said you had a bad cup. Coffee can be very tasty. Give it another try, Sooner.
                              I'm like LeBron James.
                              -mpfunk

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